Mindless Resource Collection

Chat them up! See, wood is in demand.

You approach the young man to ask for his WOOD.

You: Hey you! You've got some wood there! Would you be willing to lend some over? I don't have money, or much iron, so I don't have any payment right now.
???: Firstly, my name is Albert, secondly, be careful with your words, thirdly, I can't give you anything without money. Come back later if—
You: Please? I barely have anything.
Albert: Fuck off.
You: Come on, just a little bit?
Albert: Fuck off.
You: Just one.
Albert: Fine. Don't ask for anything else.

Albert hands you a single chopped piece. You obtain 1 piece of WOOD.

Ask them how we smell. So many days in the mine (zero or so) is really tuckering us out

You: Also how do I smell? I've been working in—
Albert: Stop.
You: But—
Albert: Creep. I bet you put that innuendo in on purpose.
You: No I did not I—
Albert: Fuck off, I already gave you enough.

You should probably stop just asking people for stuff out of the blue. You realize you're feeling really hungry, which reminds you, you see a woman collecting some honey.