You Wake Up In A Bar

Ask Stax what that line on the pamphlet about providing more information to expand the library meant.
Ask Mordicae who this 'Muffy' person was. You know, just out of curiosity.

As for the meal, Mordicae likes post-obscure, acid punk, hostile art, and edible fashion. hm. I kind of have no idea how to incorporate those things into this meal. How about you sprinkle some, uh, "vibrative leptals" over the drink.
Vibrative leptals are a sugar-like substance, except slightly green. They have a slightly sour taste, and when imbibed they cause a minor reverberation throughout the consumers body, as if they were listening to loud, fast-moving and aggressive rock, except without actually hearing any music. The reverberation varies speed and pitch over time, until it finally fades away.