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After a thorough review of [the agency you work for]'s [...] benefits, the company will no longer be offering Holiday Pay to its [employees], except where we are obligated to do so by certain client agreements. We have determined that this policy change applies to you; therefore, you will not be eligible for Holiday Pay for the 2013 Memorial Day holiday or any subsequent holidays.

please, have a sympathy vomit

Those types of blanket (welp, gonna ruin your expectations) statements are easily some of the worst things to hear.