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Reyweld · 04-16-2019, 01:55 AM

(04-14-2019, 10:16 PM)ICan'tGiveCredit Wrote: »how about a hat that will destroy my enemies?

Yep! We've got that for only 79 coins.

(04-15-2019, 03:10 AM)a52 Wrote: »i want a hat that is green. i will pay you in beans and grains of rice.

We don't accept beans or grains of rice. You can get a green hat for 1 coin.

(04-15-2019, 05:36 AM)Reecer6 Wrote: »I also want a hat, but I don't just want any hat. I want your hat. Yours. Yes, that one. Whatever the cost, I will pay it.

Sure thing! For only 4 coins, you can get my hat. Act fast, this is a very exclusive item. Up until I buy a replacement hat for myself for just 2 coins. It will never quite be the same. It won't feel the same, or hold the same precious memories, but it will warm my ears and superficially satisfy my cold dead heart.

(04-15-2019, 02:04 PM)Schazer Wrote: »Didnt there used to be a guy called Marco Transactions, that dude had pretty steep prices but I think his services were worth it. He'd know what you need and have it all available for you from day one. No need to be popping back in constantly

We try not to talk about our competitors, but for the low price of 235 coins, I can get you Marco.