Post making contest 6.0

Rules encountered:
RULE 1.A
RULE 1.B (NEW!)
RULE 1.E (NEW!)

If One Eye Bill doesn't stop feeding my children to his pet cyclopses I just don't know what i'm gonna do about it.

Passes rule 1.a.

.#%(&^

Passes rules 1.a, 1.b

Come on Ix, I haven't seen One Eye Bill do one thing wrong.

Passes rule 1.a.

CARMEN LARMEN STONT AND PARKEN
FLITTY POP AND STINGE OF KARKEN

INCHEN STANT AND CRONING SNEED
END MY TURN WITH POT OF GREED

Passes rule 1.a, and draws the top 3 cards from the Robust Laser's deck.

One Eye Bill just forbade me from eating leafs and it is the last straw let me tell you.

Passes rule 1.a.

One Eye Bill won't even help me read my taxes so I can file them, and he's the one asking for tribute! They should really offer those things in braille.

Passes rule 1.a with a low probabilty of tax refund.

So I think Rule 1a is "no images" - the only times it failed were the boat picture and two posts with emoticons.

Passes rule 1.a. How meta!

Passes rule 1.a, 1.e

Passes rule 1.a, 1.e