regular man journey

inspect snazzy man face image. inspect behind snazzy man face image.

This poster is obviously more Sassy than Snazzy, you wouldn't let a fast one like that get by.

After removing the image, you see a staircase that you can't seem to recall having installed. On further introspection, you must have had it installed. How else would it get there? It's just a regular, perfectly normal staircase.

wear the poster as an improptu skirt, then exit through the door

As you don your new skirt, you hear a familiar sound. Your door has been locked. The building has entered lockdown.

You are cast into shadow as the alarm blares behind you.