RE: Delete the Virus
03-20-2019, 11:14 PM
Action 1: "Now, it is time to unleash my full, lion, powers!" Kit charges at the Viral Fort, running with great speed. He unleashes a great swiping attack with his new cat aura. However, as he makes contact, a text box appears. It reads "I'm Not a Robot" with a check box in front of it. Kit quickly taps the button. It takes a few seconds to load, but then it pops up with an image chopped up into a few boxes. Above, it states, "Press all of the images with cars in them." Kit uses his feline agility to quickly tap them all. The first picture disappears and a new one reappears. It beckons the same command. Kit does the same thing. Finally, a huge text box stating, "YOU ARE A ROBOT," appears in front of Kit. "Blasted computer," Kit meows. "They never learn. Well, I guess I should make a drone feature for the aura so I don't fall for this again *grumble grumble*." Kit goes back to his keyboard, types in a few quick commands, and then presses enter. The lion aura slowly shifts, removing its blue light from Kit to right next to Kit, making it its own entity (or giving it a dodge chance if it already was).
Action 2: "No no no no no no no no NO!" Kit hisses. "We musn't let The Origin Server go unfound. I need to send in my best associate." Kit picks up the phone part of a dial phone and dials a number. It seems a bit longer than a normal number, more like an IP address than a telephone number. The phone rings for a few minutes and a meowing voice is heard from within. Translation Provided:
New Cat: "Who is this!"Kit: "Hello again! It's been so long.""Ugh. Why does it have to be him.""I'll make this short. I need you to be an agent for me. You'll be like an extension of my power.""Pssh. What power? Last I checked, you were still a loser.""Look, I know we don't see eye to eye, but come on! This is important!""I'm not getting caught in your web of tricks again Kit, understood?""No, I don't understand. Especially since, if we do this right, you could get all the kitty treats you'll ever need. How does that sound?"*Growl* "Fine. But don't expect me to enjoy working with you.""Who does?"
Kit hangs up with a satisfactory cat face. He waits around for a few minutes, and a grumpy looking cat in a wheel chair appears. "This better be good," he grumble.
"Grumpy!" Kit meows. "It's so good to see you. Now, all you've gotta do is follow my instructions and use my power.
"Fine!" Grumpy barks. "Just get on with it!"
"Okay, okay. All you've got to do for now is hop in that portal. Okay?"
"No." Grumpy crawls into the portal, just barely not scratching up Kit.
Summoning Cat God: 12/30
Action 2: "No no no no no no no no NO!" Kit hisses. "We musn't let The Origin Server go unfound. I need to send in my best associate." Kit picks up the phone part of a dial phone and dials a number. It seems a bit longer than a normal number, more like an IP address than a telephone number. The phone rings for a few minutes and a meowing voice is heard from within. Translation Provided:
New Cat: "Who is this!"Kit: "Hello again! It's been so long.""Ugh. Why does it have to be him.""I'll make this short. I need you to be an agent for me. You'll be like an extension of my power.""Pssh. What power? Last I checked, you were still a loser.""Look, I know we don't see eye to eye, but come on! This is important!""I'm not getting caught in your web of tricks again Kit, understood?""No, I don't understand. Especially since, if we do this right, you could get all the kitty treats you'll ever need. How does that sound?"*Growl* "Fine. But don't expect me to enjoy working with you.""Who does?"
Kit hangs up with a satisfactory cat face. He waits around for a few minutes, and a grumpy looking cat in a wheel chair appears. "This better be good," he grumble.
"Grumpy!" Kit meows. "It's so good to see you. Now, all you've gotta do is follow my instructions and use my power.
"Fine!" Grumpy barks. "Just get on with it!"
"Okay, okay. All you've got to do for now is hop in that portal. Okay?"
"No." Grumpy crawls into the portal, just barely not scratching up Kit.
Summoning Cat God: 12/30
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