regular man journey

gu n window

>the gun lifts itself up.

>"what the hell is a lee?"

>BANG

>gun: introduce yourself

This would be quite a difficult task, considering you are a merely a copy of THE POWER OF NONVIOLENCE by RICH GEG. While you currently lack the capability to lift yourself up or propel any kind of ammunition, you wonder what life could be like if, one day, you could.

label yourself hard working regular man [snip]

You turn around to your MACHINE WALL, and approach your MARK IV GENERAL PURPOSE MACHINE. Aiming the scanner gun at your own head, you pull the trigger and enter the combination required to produce a label.

Your label prints.


this is not a good sign.

[snip] go find someone labelled blood sucking liberal elite, you must fight to the death, with the appropriate labels

go to the clothespin store

You're not sure what a liberal is, but you're dtf. (down to fight). You head to the clothespin store.

You seem to have forgotten something important. You pull yourself up.
What will you do next?