Mystery Box

im in the box.

Obviously. I'm asking what you are gonna be.

Another box.

Oh yeah, sure. Nice one. Real original.

You see, bud, everybody makes this joke. Think they're a real smart cookie, or that they can win some brownie points with me for being witty, so I can give 'em a better deal. It doesn't work like that, but that don't stop 'em from trying. Some people even follow through on it, and send me an actual Box-in-a-Box, but you don't want to be one of them.

Trust me. Containers make terrible Pawns. That's basically how we got into this whole mess.

>would you shoot me if it were some form of stuffed rabbit

I don't think I could shoot you even if I wanted to. More's the pity, eh?

25 waterfalls

25 Waterfalls. In a cardboard box.

I wasn't born yesterday, kid. Even if you waterproofed this thing somehow, and fit them all in there, you do realize I'd still be able to hear 'em falling, right? Nice try, better luck next time, et cetera.

Now, why don't you stop pulling my leg and just tell me what's actually in there?

Orb of Faulty Replication

Alright, if you aren't gonna take me seriously, fine. I've had enough of these shenanigans. let's just open this thing, and get this over with.

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Open the box

Huh.

If I'm not mistaken, that looks like a bona-fide Orb of Faulty Replication alright.

I mean, it's still trash... but hot damn, kid. This might be interesting.

Anyway, if this is really what you want to make your Pawn with, I ain't gonna stop you. But before I do that, and send you into The Crawl, I gotta know a few more things.

Firstly, what's your Name?
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2, What's your Class?
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And C, what are makes you think you have what it takes to defeat a Mystery Master?
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