The Infinite Walmart

You decide that you will join, as they just seem to be a blood elf. or at least, that's the closest thing to them in your culture.
You also ask them what factions they're allied to. Wait... this isn't even the same person!

"Butchers block. but its more of 'don't raid us, we don't raid you'. We don help each other in times of need, as we can both fend for ourselves. We are the largest faction after all..."

You ask how long they've been there.

"Some of us our whole lives, others, a few weeks. Its boring without cable..."

They motion for you to follow them. You look around. There are lots of people wearing cable armour, some of witch is poorly fitting, others just wear normal clothes (at least for their species) with minimal cables. They seem to be the "Cablesmiths". Sometime you see a bird person, sometimes a snake person, sometimes a golem, sometime magic based, sometimes tech based, sometimes a... wait.... is that an Aftik?!?! You are pushed into a giant building, where you see a giant robot stand before you. You are informed this isn't the leader, but a secretary.

"..." They take one look at you slowly, and slowly reach over to grab a paper.

"... Name." They said in a low grumble.

What do you respond with? You dont wanna give your REAL name...