World Denimation

It may be exhausting, but you should use your jichic powers of jeanslavement to quickly turn this man into your loyal jinion.

You focus for a minute, attempting to utilize your jichic jean powers. Every fibre of your being (and clothes) glows blue as you channel the powers of the Denimental jods. You hold your hand out towards the person.

They are unaffected.

You fool. You absolute disgrace to all that is denim. You fucking moron. You cannot use your jichic powers on someone not WEARING DEMIN! This person is wearing track pants!! And A t-shirt!!! What were you even thinking, how are you going to resolve this i-

juck it

joot them with the jannon.

you were jobviously going to do this anyway

...oh, right, that works.

You lower your hand and grab the Jean Jannon, pointing it at the person and immediately pulling the trigger. A demin jacket hits them in the face with enough force that they fall backwards onto their ass. You re-clip the jun and quickly re-lift your hand. Yes. Yes. Finally. You have succeeded in gaining your first jinion. You look proudly back at the other people as your new jinion dons the denim jacket.

Two of them appear to be calling the police. Shit.
The person you jontrolled seems to be ignoring their dog. You shove another demin jacket in the jean jannon and, in a panic, shoot one of the people calling the cops. People are walking towards you. This is now an issue.

What are you going to do?