World Denimation

World Denimation
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RE: World Denimation
(03-10-2019, 08:22 AM)periferal Wrote: »Go see the dogs!! perhaps you could make them...
jogs

(03-10-2019, 10:07 AM)typeandkey Wrote: »Go to the pond with dogs. Dogs don't even wear clothes, let alone jeans. This CANNOT stand!

After much deliberation, you decide to leave the tree and head towards the dog park. Those dogs aren't clad in the world's greatest fabric, and it is up to you and you alone to solve this dilemma. You hold a pair of jeans above your head to use as a parachute, billowing it out above your head, and jumping towards the ground below.

You land rather unceremoniously with a loud thud. The few people who weren't already staring at your denim-clad ass are now staring. Good job.

You dust yourself, take a deep breath, and jog (jean jog) over towards the dog run and pond. Upon arriving several of the dog owners stare wide-eyed at you. They think you look ridiculous, but frankly, their overall lack of denim compared to you is simply blasphemous. You realize you have been staring at these dogs and these people for approximately 5 minutes.

One person, roughly in their 20s, comes up to you. "Um... can we help you?" they ask, a confused look on their face. You look back at them. How should you respond, or what should you do to respond?
when the jeans hit just right

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Messages In This Thread
World Denimation - by Kajah995 - 03-09-2019, 03:52 AM
RE: World Denimation - by periferal - 03-09-2019, 03:55 AM
RE: World Denimation - by a52 - 03-09-2019, 03:57 AM
RE: World Denimation - by typeandkey - 03-09-2019, 04:39 AM
RE: World Denimation - by Winds - 03-09-2019, 06:30 AM
RE: World Denimation - by Kajah995 - 03-09-2019, 08:28 AM
RE: World Denimation - by periferal - 03-10-2019, 08:22 AM
RE: World Denimation - by typeandkey - 03-10-2019, 10:07 AM
RE: World Denimation - by Kajah995 - 03-11-2019, 07:02 AM
RE: World Denimation - by Schazer - 03-11-2019, 09:46 AM
RE: World Denimation - by a52 - 03-11-2019, 04:26 PM
RE: World Denimation - by typeandkey - 03-11-2019, 08:39 PM
RE: World Denimation - by Kajah995 - 03-13-2019, 12:54 AM
RE: World Denimation - by Numbers - 03-13-2019, 01:00 AM
RE: World Denimation - by ShiningKatana - 03-13-2019, 01:31 AM
RE: World Denimation - by Arcanuse - 03-13-2019, 01:36 AM