World Denimation

Put on a Jade necklace, except the necklace is also made of denim.

You are already wearing your majestic Jade (jean jade) necklace! Some people (mostly just you. Okay, actually, just you) say that this necklace has mystical powers of the almighty Jods, but frankly the only power you've seen it display is the power to know what someone looks like wearing a jade necklace. Nonetheless, your aesthetic is met, and this will surely prove extremely important in your quest to denimate the world.

stop pussyfooting around and pull out the big juns.

You pull from your jean bag a jun, examining it. This is a Tshirt cannon that has been modified to fire jeans and other denim-related articles of clothing. You clip it to your supply jelt. It is loaded with one pair of jeans, and you have about three more articles of denim in your bag.

Consider the benefits of corduroy.

You don't even give this a single thought. How dare some inferior fabric attempt to cross your jind. You shake your head, steadfast in your quest to coat the world in the loveliest blue fabric. If anyone even offered your corduroys, you would have no qualms about shooting them with your Jean Jannon.

Pull out your Jote pad, and start jotting down some jotes with your jencil on how to convert the world to the glorious fabric of Denim.

What is your favorite type of denim?

You've never been able to decide your favorite type of the most luxurious of fabrics. They're all so appealing! You've decorated your body with some of the classics, your pressed denim jean jacket, your ring denim jape, your overtwisted polycore facejask, open end denim joots...
And of course, the magnum opus, your all natural 100% home-grown demin jorts, from which you get your name.

You quickly acquire your jote pad and jencil, looking over plans you've had in the past. Ah yes, the plan to hijack the world's nuclear arsenals and fill all the missiles with jeans. That one is a jlassic. I mean classic.

...No, wait, I mean jlassic.

You jot that one down in the margjin

climb a tree

denim is the ideal tough fabric to handle rough bark

You walk towards the nearest tree and grab on, your jloves and joots making the climb quite easy. You make your way to the top, sitting on one of the taller branches. From up here you can see a few blocks in every direction clearly. Your jape (jean cape) flaps triumphantly in the breeze.
In the distance off to the west you can see the expansive city you live in, block after block of concete and not jeans. To the east, you see a small pond with a dog run next to it, a few families playing with dogs. To the north, the park you're in gives way to a more forest-y area, the trees darker and packed closer.
Which jath do you choose to further your jission?