World Denimation
03-09-2019, 03:52 AM
You are Jean (pronounced John) Jortsman, clad head to toe in the worlds scratchiest uncomfortable BEST fabric. you aim to achieve world denimation (pronounced donimation). You stand alone in a field, staring up at the sun. Please stop that, you'll hurt your eyes. You appear to be in a public park, grass and trees and... people, everywhere
People not wearing denim
Your singular, only goal in life is to clad the world in jeans (pronounced jeans) and tear down the competition. When everyone appreciates, nay, LOVES this fabric as much as you, surely we will achieve peace on Jearth.
On your body is your trusty jean bag with all of your necessary jequipment, as well as your aforementioned luxurious jean bodysuit. How will you begin your quest to convert the world to love your favorite fabric?
People not wearing denim
Your singular, only goal in life is to clad the world in jeans (pronounced jeans) and tear down the competition. When everyone appreciates, nay, LOVES this fabric as much as you, surely we will achieve peace on Jearth.
On your body is your trusty jean bag with all of your necessary jequipment, as well as your aforementioned luxurious jean bodysuit. How will you begin your quest to convert the world to love your favorite fabric?
when the jeans hit just right
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