A Room you Really Want to Get Out Of

>You can't let the thing that's consuming the world win! You need to out-consume it, start by eating your bed.
You think that would just make things worse. But you get the "Consume Bed" quest anyways.

>Pack your things; if it's the end of the world, then it's time to find a way to one that isn't in the middle of the apocalypse.
You would, if it wasn't for the fact this very darkness contains the entirety of this world. But you get the "Escape this World" quest anyways.

>Collect all your worldly belongings. Starting by wearing your bedsheet as a cape.
Your inventory is almost full with items, and you'd like to keep the 2 free spaces you've got. However you do consider wearing your bedsheet as a cape. You open your diary/memo and write that down. Somehow that also became a quest in your Quest Log. Somehow you're not surprised.



> The world will be fine, you just have to kill god first.
You consider this for a second, but then realize this is impossible, and won't help at all.
> New mission directive: Kill God(s)
God damn it, now it's in your quest log too.