COOKING QUEST III: THE REIGN OF RAMZI

Name & Title: Lz. Apporomentum

Gender (if applicable): Genderfuck Devil Spirit

Appearance:
So they ask me, "L****z**a Apporomentum ***q, what's the deal with looking the way you are?
That's real funny! I appreciate a good joke. Haven't you ever seen the Real Deal? Glowing red eyes? Translucent skin?
I look just the way you do, but better! Better! You're just wishing to be cool as me, huh?
Check this out... I've got vambraces made of coal.
Huh? You can't see my legs? Maybe I didn't put them on today.

Skills: (i.e. Cooking)
- The best roasting this side of the planet has to offer
- Making people extremely frustrated for no obvious reason, but only for a very short time
- Fine perception of spice and zing

Magical Abilities (If applicable): (i.e. Fire breath)
- Able to fulfill the dish wish of another... with a devious backfiring twist. The greater the dish, the greater the twist!
- Completely impervious to burns of any sort. That's right. Any sort.
- Great manipulation of spice and zing

Weaknesses: (i.e. salmon)
- Often and easily burns food
- Completely unable to taste salt

Preferred Chef Implement:
- Mini-prongs (Definitely not a giant fork. Definitely not.)