The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5

Bodb: It's gone, the shovel is gone, everything on your person is gone, you blinked and somehow it all disappeared, your shovel, clothes, naughty femme scrolls, money, everything your just that incompetent
Matholwch: Start thrashing your brother for losing the naughty femme scrolls, Fuma damn it you really wanted to read that new Vixens Gone Wild, Bodb your a failure
Adler: Be entertained for a moment, when you see these Unseelie morons kicking the crap out of one another