Half Past the Witching Hour

>Try and break things. Try and fail.


Chell tries to kick the wall and instead kicks the box over.




The goods spill out. The box is displeased.



>Dare Chell to eat some of the big moon rock that the plants are coming out of as well.


Oh, that’s not a moon rock. Your botanical knowledge tells you this is a giant tuber that’s been exposed to the elements.




Its all bruised and covered in that mold potatoes get. It seems like someone dug it out a while ago.

“Hey, Chell?”



> ”Were there any other signs on the way there, say, 'Warning: Radiation Hazard' or 'Warning: Falling Rubble'?”


“Dude, what are you… HOLY CRAP!”