Half Past the Witching Hour

>High five of doom!


You two attempt to do a High Five of Doom! Sadly, you aren't sure if Doom classifies as anything other than an old video game.

“Chell, how's it going!”

“HEY, DUDE! Haven’t seen you in forever!”



>Post a selfie on your favorite social media before you go do crimes


A self…ie? Is that some sort of West Coast thing?




You can post pictures to this “social media” website through the Holo-ring your friend’s dad made. You don’t really understand the specifics of it, but it was a gift she gave you before graduating a few years ago.

You both pose for a picture. The both of you are just planning to do a little amateur parkour, not that either of you are as good as it as Chell’s girlfriend. It’s not like what you’re doing here is criminal anyw-





“Hey, is it illegal to be in an abandoned lot like this?”

“Dude, I passed like, 5 ‘Do Not Trespass’ signs and a cop car just to get here. Hell yeah, it’s illegal.”

Oh.

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Yes, Chell ate a plant. It tasted like a potato.