RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
02-24-2019, 07:20 AM
(This post was last modified: 02-24-2019, 07:24 AM by El Santo.)
Ethel: Comfort your sister, but very superstitiously, because it would damage your street cred.
Adler: Upon seeing Ethel be the most kind and comforting femme in all the land, be even more entranced by her beauty!
Jerry: The giant shoe takes you to her tower, you find many torture implements, like the dreaded long division of doom! Not a machine that will cut you to ribbons, no she expects you to do math! Worse yet, Jerry you see a tax form, and she expects you to organize it, truly this is a fate worse than death. Also no shoes anywhere, there will never be shoes.
Adler: Upon seeing Ethel be the most kind and comforting femme in all the land, be even more entranced by her beauty!
Jerry: The giant shoe takes you to her tower, you find many torture implements, like the dreaded long division of doom! Not a machine that will cut you to ribbons, no she expects you to do math! Worse yet, Jerry you see a tax form, and she expects you to organize it, truly this is a fate worse than death. Also no shoes anywhere, there will never be shoes.