Destroy the Godmodder: MSPAradox (Test Session)

x1: HEAL
x1: Toss sand in the ninja's faces so it's harder to dodge
x1: nock the chairheir's bow, and leap into the sky animelike. RAIN THE CHAIRS OF JUSTICE FROM ABOVE. YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE LIGHT OF THE GLORIOUS CHAIRS NINJAS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ALL CAPS CHAIR RAGE

As you did not specify using any alchemy, you heal for 2 HP! You also lower the Ninja's Dodge by 10%!

Attack Rolls: 13 + 30 (Multishot Advantage) = 43, 82 + 30 (Multishot Advantage) = 112

You miss one of the Dersite Ninjas, but minicrit on the other, killing it! 10,000 Build Grist, 5,000 Crude Grist, and 2,500 Refined Grist is added to the Grist Pool!

Still fast asleep, Alistair's player power seep into and alters the very fabric.... of the Bed Mount's sheets! The sheets begin to emit that wonderful fresh clean sheet smell! It's nice, and pleasant and... it makes one so... so.... sleepy...

The ninjas are not unaffected by this, and their dodge rate suffers for this. But it seems that this gimmick isn't the only thing that has been done to the sheets! They now can infinitely stretch, giving it both a mighty reach and range! In fact, they're now sturdy enough to withstand the stretching and enemy attacks! Predator Sheets have been added to the bed, luring and slowing its master's foes with its pleasant scent before grabbing them to throttle, fling about, or whatever else they desire! Has good synergy with the Pillow turret for obvious reasons.

Reasons that the ninjas are about to learnt he hard way.

Predator Sheets upgrade added! The Bed can now attack and debuff enemies!

Pawn failed a spot check i guess.

I spend the round reviving of course.

My earth elemental shifts to just attacking the rooks regularly.
My pawn takes my bike for a ride and tries to deal damage to the enemy with it.

You kill 3 Dersite Pawns and finish off the low-health one! The Earth Elemental will do as you say. Also, since I forgot to factor the Grist yield of the Dersite Pawns killed last turn, a total of 40,000 Build Grist and 20,000 Crude Grist has been added to the Battlefield!

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End of Turn Battle

The Living Bed Mount decreases the Dodge of the remaining Dersite Ninja by 20%! The Pillow Turret deals 3,000 damage to a Rook! The Earth Elemental attacks a Rook normally, but only deals 1,000 damage! The Dersite Pawns kill Numbers and deal 9,000 damage to the Pillow Turret! The remaining Ninja backstabs Numbers, killing him! The Rooks deal 12,000 damage to the Earth Elemental!

Battlefield:
Grist Pool: 301K B, 207.1K C, 68.8K R, 2,840 P
Alchemist: [AG] HP: 2,000/2,000, At the Alchemiter
Prospitian Dropship: [AG], HP: 5,000/15,000, Armor: 2,000, Dodge: 50%
Dersite Battleship: [PG-BOSS], HP: 174,000/250,000, Armor: 5,000, Shields: 12,000/50,000, regenerates 20,000 Shields each turn

Battleship Mid Section - Level 2
Earth Elemental: [AG], HP: 17,000/75,000, Armor: 4,000, Horde Entity
Living Bed Mount: [AG], HP: 10,000/10,000, Pillow Turret: 1,000/10,000 HP, Guarding Si from Namasuke
Hole to Third Level
Dersite Pawns [PG]: (x7) HP: 5,000/5,000,
Dersite Rooks [PG]: (x1) HP: 20,000/20,000, (x1) HP: 16,000/20,000 Armor: 3,000
Dersite Ninjas [PG]: (x1) HP: 5,000/5,000 Dodge: 50%
Karpinsky: [AG-P] HV: 14/20, Dodge: 50%, Grist: 1K B, 38K C, 7K R, 0 P
FlamingFlapjacks: [AG-P] HV: 7/20, Dodge: 50%, Grist: 35K B, 23.5K C, 7.7K R, 20 P
HunterX55: [AG-P] HV: 15/20, Dodge: 50%, Grist: 33K B, 20K C, 10 R, 250 P
Ten11: [AG-P] HV: 10/10, Dodge: 50%, Grist: 23.4K B, 10.4K C, 8.7K R, 310 P
---Dersite Pawn: [AG-S] HV: 10/10 Dodge: 50%
Numbers: [AG-P] HV: 0/20 Dodge: 50%, Grist: 27K B, 34.5K C, 14K R, 600 P
Si from Namasuke: [AG-P] HV: 20/20 Dodge: 50%, Grist: 40K B,  20K C, 0K R, 0 P

Passive Charges:
N/A

Spoils of War:
Ogre Tusk: [Ten11] Cooldown: III