Destroy the Godmodder: MSPAradox (Test Session)

1x action: Marked for Death on the Rook
2x action: Plasma Hyper-spaze the Rook

Current Inventory:
2 CP
Alchemies:
Dirty Vasilev
Plasma Hyper-Spazer

BATTLE TECHNIQUE => MARKED FOR DEATH

Ogre killed! 12,000 Build Grist, 6,000 Crude Grist, and 2,000 Refined Grist added to the Grist Pool!

"Oh boy, what the fresh heck is this!?"

And then it's time to STRIFE!

Action 1: I try to summon a STURDY SHOVEL to use with my STRIFE SPECIBUS. It currently has: SHOVELKIND and UNARMEDKIND.

Action 2: I proceed to engage the pawns in a shitty gif animation fight, where our actions repeat for an arbitrary amount of time until a hypothetical reader would finish reading this text and go to the next page.

Action 3: I yell dramatically, and the Dersite pawns respond in kind! But then I point out that they don't have any mouths! While the Dersite Pawns freak out over this, I proceed to sucker punch/shovel them.

3 Dersite Pawns killed! 9,000 Build Grist and 6,000 Crude Grist added to the Grist Pool!

Oops thought I posted

Actions 1 and 2: Meditate. +2 CP

Action 3: using my knowledge of taiju-fu, I disable the dersites pawns.

You manage to stun five Dersite Pawns!

(however many turns it needs)I convert half of all of my grist and pour all of it into the Giant Bee's armor stat. Now it's a hulking 55-CP entity. Yay.
If that didn't take up all 3 turns, then I will also charge my Overcharger. I do not shoot it yet.

You add 24 CP of Armor to the Giant Bee! It gains 10,000 points of Armor! It looks like the armor cannot be upgraded any further...

Hm.
The dropship is a vehicle right.

Action 1: Activate Rough Rider
Action 2 & 3: Fly the dropship into the opposing dersite pawns and rook. Repeatedly.

My pawn attempts to use the buffing torch on the Bee.

Your teammates forcibly pull you out of the Dropship, because crashing it into the Pawns would result in a major diplomatic incident with Prospit! Your pawn heals 3,000 HP.

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End of Turn Battle

Due to Hunter's taiju-fu, only 2 pawns manage to attack! They deal 6 damage to Karpinsky! The Giant Bee deals 14,000 damage to the Shields and regenerates 5,000 HP! The Simumodder shudders at the monsterous foe that his entity faces, and alchemizes a new weapon, the Beelister, to take care of it. Using it, he manages to deal 10,000 damage to the Giant Bee and disables its regeneration for next turn! The Battleship fires at the Giant Bee... but misses! The Prospitian Dropship lies in wait for when the players complete their task...

Battlefield:
Grist Pool: 165K B, 176.1K C, 37.5K R, 2,600 P
Alchemist: [AG] HP: 2,000/2,000, At the Alchemiter
Giant Bee: [AG], HP: 18,000/30,000, Dodge: 80%, Armor: 12,500, heals 5,000 damage each turn, debuff of -20% Dodge and -20% Attack for entities it hits.
Earth Elemental: [AG], HP: 23,000/50,000, Armor: 2,000, Horde Entity, Capchalogued by Ten11
Prospitian Dropship: [AG], HP: 5,000/15,000, Armor: 2,000, Dodge: 50%
Dersite Battleship: [PG-BOSS], HP: 219,000/250,000, Armor: 5,000, Shields: 16,000/50,000, regenerates 10,000 Shields each turn, Target: Giant Bee
Simumodder: [GM] HV: 2/10

Redrover1760: [AG-P] HV: 10/20 Dodge: 50%, Grist: 20K B, 3K C, 7.8K R, 0 P, wearing Cloak of Levitation

Battleship Mid Section - Level 1
Dersite Pawns: [PG] (x7) HP: 5,000/5,000
Karpinsky: [AG-P] HV: 14/20, Dodge: 50%, Grist: 1K B, 38K C, 7K R, 0 P
FlamingFlapjacks: [AG-P] HV: 20/20, Dodge: 50%, Grist: 84K B, 23.5K C, 15.7K R, 20 P
HunterX55: [AG-P] HV: 15/20, Dodge: 50%, Grist: 33K B, 20K C, 10 R, 250 P
Ten11: [AG-P] HV: 10/10, Dodge: 50%, Grist: 23.4K B, 15.4K C, 16.7K R, 310 P
---Dersite Pawn: [AG-S] HV: 10/10 Dodge: 50%
Numbers: [AG-P] HV: 11/20 Dodge: 50%, Grist: 11K B, 16.5K C, 10K R, 340 P
Si from Namasuke: [AG-P] HV: 20/20 Dodge: 50%, Grist: 40K B,  20K C, 0K R, 0 P

High Orbit Zone - Distance 3
ODIN: [AG], HP: 12,000/20,000, Orbital Strike: IIIII

Passive Charges:
N/A

Spoils of War:
Ogre Tusk: [Ten11] Cooldown: III