Destroy the Godmodder: MSPAradox (Test Session)

Alistair blinks as his reality is forcefully corrected. He is now in a toga and party hat filled to the brim with half-finished cups of alcohol surrounded by other people. However the alchohol is hidden from the other people, so he decides to remedy the misconception a little. After politely sneaking away from everyone else, he goes to the top of the dropship and notices the battleship beginning to fire.

Action 1: Noticing the Shields, he takes the party hat and throws it with all of his strength, causing enough damage to the shields that it creates a hole in them for Action 2 and 3.

Action 2: He then throws the alcohol cups at the Dersite Battleship. This wouldn't matter... if the red cups didn't somehow plug themselves onto the ends of its gun. In between their unusual strength and the alcohol inside, this should damage the gun greatly, sharply dropping its offensive capabilities.

Action 3: Without thinking, he throws the toga through the hole, hitting the window of the battleship and its aiming periscope and radar systems! Completely blind, the main gun swerves a bit, making its next target completely random!

Alistair then looks down to find that he was still wearing his normal outfit of Black Jeans, a black jacket with orange lining the inside and orange lines on the sleeves, a white t-shirt, and his white shoes on underneath.

Well, at least that, whatever had happened, he wasn't completely naked under the toga. He was grateful for that small mercy.