Delete the Virus

I look at the bottled boredom, and realize it I had no idea why I did that. Oh well, I'm sure I'll fit it into my non-existent plans sometime in the future.

Action 1: I turn half the bottled boredom into a splash potion of boredom.

Action 2: I gather together some explosives because clearly explosives is one of the most effective tools ever.

Action 3: Then, finally, to complete my list of useful items I gather some duct tape. Then, I decide to duct tape the Mites' ears so they can't hear anything. Duct tape can fix anything and I gain their trust. Perfect plan.

The Mites actually really dogged that song, and are upset they can’t hear it anymore! This might be to your advantage however, because they stop any efforts in attacking PG entities in protest and start tantruming like babies!

(action.) The dragon the radio, on which the song was playing, at the virus. The music stops.

(action2.) The dragon equips gun.png

(Charge 7/30)

The radio crashes into the walls of the Viral Fortress, dealing 5 damage!

Action 1: Kit realizes that he broke the backspace button on his keyboard. Oh well. He pulls up the forum website and logs into his own account. He then scrolls down to the bottom of the page and sees the words "Contact Us." He clicks on this and his e-Mail pops up. He realizes that he already has messed with his E-Mail way too much. He instead makes a fax and sends it to their main offices. In his fax, Kit argues tries to argue that he should be on their admin team. He sites his experience in coding, great people skills, can do attitude, and kind treatment of his peers as reasons why he should be selected. He also states that he would be fully available at all times to people who need him. Finally, he adds that he fully appreciates the work and service that the people at this website do, and that he truly would like to be on their team. This all leads them to accept him as a new member, and that he can start as soon as possible.
Action 2: Kit meows the following Haiku:
I once saw a fort
It was grand and so sublime
Sadly, it fell down.
Suddenly, a random hole appears underneath the fort that it can't help but fall into. And so, the fort falls. Nothing exciting happens for a few moments, just falling. Then, it slams into a wall and starts to spin. It tumbles and rolls and is ultimately deflected off of the wall and into another. This time, it merely bounces off and keeps falling. After a minute or two, anyone inside sees the end. It lands right where it started, except in a crater instead of normal computer ground.

Summoning Cat God: 8/30

The staff contacts you and says that while they would accept you, some weird Virus is stopping them from accessing the website, and thus they can’t add ANY new members!

The Fortress goes through your odd wormhole, crashing into a bunch of walls and taking 6 damage! It then returns, standing, but weakened.

Actions 1 and 2: anddddd...... NOW.
(10/10 code created)


“Take this!” My avatar throws the program bomb into the fortress.

Action 3: I’ll assist in the origin penetration. With my expertise in coding, we should find it in no time!

(6/10 origin penetration)

A devastating hit! The Fortress takes 10 whole damage, with cracks prominently appearing in the coded walls of the fortress!

The Virus begins worrying, recognizing that it’s security is being threatened by these attacks.....

(Origin Penetration: 7/10)

Don't have time for anything more.

The Bird decides to charge something. (2/10)
It also repairs the fortress, with applied Code-epoxy. Additionally, it is very corruptible, and can be easily taken over by the Virus to provide a bit of attack power from within the fortress.

You manage to heal the Fortress for 7 damage, nullifying some of the damage it took this turn and ensuring it has some time to go before it is felled. Additionally, the Virus Can now directly commandeer control of the Fortress in order to attack its enemies, useful indeed....

Btw, I fudged up in math, so

(Origin penetration 5/10.)

Since gutsa added all the points to the origin penetration,

(Origin penetration 8/10)

The Battlefield:
The Mites are still tantrumming, and are refusing to do any work until they get their music!

The Virus forms a large cannon at the top of the fortress, with enough power for a singular, dangerous shot. It doesn’t waste any time and fires it towards the scout team, dealing 7 damage to each member! The cannon then dissipates, having served its purpose.
Virus Health: 76/100
CORRUPTION: 38%
Scout Team: 46-18-48-30-50-51
Viral Fortress [PV]: 68/90
Mites: 3-3-3-3-3 (Throwing a tantrum!)