Delete the Virus

Action 1: Kit realizes that he broke the backspace button on his keyboard. Oh well. He pulls up the forum website and logs into his own account. He then scrolls down to the bottom of the page and sees the words "Contact Us." He clicks on this and his e-Mail pops up. He realizes that he already has messed with his E-Mail way too much. He instead makes a fax and sends it to their main offices. In his fax, Kit argues tries to argue that he should be on their admin team. He sites his experience in coding, great people skills, can do attitude, and kind treatment of his peers as reasons why he should be selected. He also states that he would be fully available at all times to people who need him. Finally, he adds that he fully appreciates the work and service that the people at this website do, and that he truly would like to be on their team. This all leads them to accept him as a new member, and that he can start as soon as possible.
Action 2: Kit meows the following Haiku:
I once saw a fort
It was grand and so sublime
Sadly, it fell down.
Suddenly, a random hole appears underneath the fort that it can't help but fall into. And so, the fort falls. Nothing exciting happens for a few moments, just falling. Then, it slams into a wall and starts to spin. It tumbles and rolls and is ultimately deflected off of the wall and into another. This time, it merely bounces off and keeps falling. After a minute or two, anyone inside sees the end. It lands right where it started, except in a crater instead of normal computer ground.

Summoning Cat God: 8/30