Destroy the Godmodder: MSPAradox (Test Session)

MORE MORE MORE, ACTIVATE!
= = > Grist Core: Activate!
The Grist Factory rumbles, as does the earth around, its foundations being shaken by a sudden earthquake. As it settles down, the earth around the factory splits open, spitting out a attachment to the factory! The Grist Core! It seals the Earth back shut, and attaches itself, the factory bodyguarding it.
Grist Core: High Health, low everything else. Doesn't attack. Every time someone makes a Alchemy over the level of 3, it produces a bit of grist, the amount of grist it produces being more and more depending on how high the level of the item that's being alchemized is. In addition, whenever someone does not have enough grist to alchemize something, it produces a moderate (kinda, not a ton) amount of grist, the amount also going higher depending on how high the level of the alchemy they couldn't make is, though this caps out at lvl 10, not increasing after that.
With that out of the way, my actions!
Sword && Model of all the stars in the Milky Way
I then use two actions to pummel the Terror Ogre, punching and smacking it with my feet somehow. I then force it to eat a sandwich, which is actually a duck made of explodium in disguise, which immediately goes boom in the Terror Ogre's stomach.

MORE, MORE, MORE! => EXECUTE

Grist Core built!

Sword && Model of All Stars in Existence = Stellarum (Lv. 15: 225,000 Build Grist, 20,000 Refined Grist, 1000 Precious Grist)

You do not have enough Grist to alchemize this! 6,500 damage to the Terror Ogre!

1x action: Marked for Death on the Ogre

2x action: Load the Dirty Vasilev with Clownpaint Grenades, then fire it at the Ogre.

On detonation, Clownpaint Grenades coat their target (and the entire area, really) with an ensemble of color best suited for the greatest of harlequins. Oh, and did I mention that the Clownpaint is incredibly acidic and eats away at the target?

ABILITECH => MARKED FOR DEATH

All attacks against the Terror Ogre will minicrit this turn! Minicritted 9,500 damage to the Terror Ogre!

I summon 300 computers to do my bidding, and send them charging off against the Simumodder. Since there is 300 computers in 300 Spartans, these suddenly become the 300 Spartans. Shocking enough, they didn't actually hold off the enemy advance in history unlike in the movie, instead Athens did while outnumbered 2 to 1, so they must be 300 fake computers, but this is a simulation, so they are simulated so well they seem like real computers but are fake. The only reason why the 300 Spartans managed to actually pull off a successful defense in the movie is because they were untouchable because they were fake, therefore the 300 computers are untouchable because they are fake. Therefore, the 300 computers march up to the Simumodder, and decide to do what everyone expected, they throw digital spears at the Simumodder constantly, annoying the utter hell out of the Simumodder. Now the Utter Hell has been achieved by the 300 Computers, Clownpiece appears since she is searching for familiar locations and makes the Simulation go insane. Since the Simulation is now insane and Utter Hell has been achieved I activate the power of CLOWN INSANITY and make the world spin around in true Jevil fashion. Now the world is spinning, the only thing that can not fall over in is that things are flying or Untouchable, which I happen to have a cloak of levitation, making me flying. Since the Simumodder is neither of those things, despite his dearest wishes, and if he was flying, his flight mechanism would have been cut down by digital spears earlier, the 300 computers and me go and CLOWN GLOMP the Simumodder, instantly killing everyone in a 5 mile radius, including me, and dealing Simumodder damage, due to the excessive amounts of clown paranoia detected.

Thanks to HunterX55 assisting you, you deal 1 damage!

I assist in the action above cuz oh my god clown insanity yes

All my actions this turn are going into.... that...

Except one.

Teach the prospitans chess

(6/20 actions invested)

Oh dang, i forgot to post last turn. Oh well.

Action 1: I scoot by the earth elemental and captchalogue it, protecting it from further harm.
Action 2: I attack the terror Ogre in a rude fashion, stabbing it in the foot and stuff like that, and try to draw its attention.
Action 3: I go onto the side of the minefield Karpinsky made opposite to the ogre, in the hope it follows me and is too dumb to go around the minefield.

My pawn collects some grist because i am seriously low on that.

You captchalogue the Earth Elemental! It will be removed from the Battlefield and stored for safekeeping! Minicritted 4,500 damage to the Terror Ogre! You collect 16,000 Build Grist, 5,000 Crude Grist, 1,500 Refined Grist, and 20 Precious Grist!

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End of Turn Battle

The Grist Skimmer continues searching for Grist... The Grist Factory and Grist Drones produce 6,000 Build Grist, 3,000 Crude Grist, 1,400 Refined Grist, and 140 Precious Grist! The Chess Tournament finishes training the Grist Skimmer and Grist Drone! The Grist Skimmer's search rolls now have a 10% bonus! The Grist Drones will now each produce 750 Build Grist, 300 Crude Grist, 150 Refined Grist, and 15 Precious Grist each turn! The Giant Bee heals for 5,000 HP and deals 8,000 damage to the Terror Ogre! The Terror Imps destroy the Chess Tournament! 10,000 Build Grist and 5,000 Crude Grist added to the Grist Pool! Then, you see the Terror Ogre begin to fill itself with primal rage, as if it already wasn't angry enough! The Seismic Wave Generator begins shaking as it charges a burst of seismic energy... The Terror Ogre leaps into the air, trying but failing to swat at the Giant Bee as it flies! Then, it careens back towards the ground... the moment it hits, the Seismic Wave Generator unleashes its charge! The combined seismic energy causes the Ogre's attack to minicrit at the cost of the Seismic Generator's existence, and it is shaken to pieces! 15,000 Build Grist, 9,000 Crude Grist, and 3,000 Refined Grist added to the Grist Pool! Then, the seismic wave hits the AGs... 2 Grist Drones destroyed! Grist Factory Shield destroyed!, 5,000 damage to the Grist Core! Ten11 and KeepOnRolling killed! The Simumodder follows up by dealing 6,000 damage to the Giant Bee! He then tosses his Banhammer into the sky, where it crashes into the ODIN for 4,000 damage! It eventually falls out of space and returns into his hands!
Battlefield:
Grist Pool: 86K B, 35.5K C, 9.4K R, 200 P
Alchemist: [AG] HP: 1,000/1,000, At the Alchemiter
Grist Skimmer: [AG], HP: 1,000/1,000, searching for Grist
Grist Factory: [AG], HP: 15,000/15,000, Armor: 3,000, Grist Core: 10,000/15,000 Grist Collection: I, Overcharge: IIII
Grist Drones: [AG], (x2) HP: 5,000/5,000
Giant Bee: [AG], HP: 8,000/15,000, Dodge: 80%, Armor: 1,000, heals 5,000 damage each turn, debuff of -20% Dodge and -20% Attack for entities it hits.
Terror Imps: [PG], (x1) HP: 22,000/25,000 Engulfed, (x1) HP: 18,000/25,000, each have a 25% chance of tanking an attack aimed at the Terror Ogre
Terror Ogre: [PG-BOSS] HP: 49,500/80,000, Armor: 2,500, BEES: I Hop of Doom: III
Simumodder: [GM] HV: 3/10

KeepOnRolling: [AG-P] HV: 0/20, Dodge: 50%, Grist: 40K B, 20K C, 8K R, 0 P
Karpinsky: [AG-P] HV: 20/20, Dodge: 50%, Grist: 67K B, 38K C, 15K R, 80 P
FlamingFlapjacks: [AG-P] HV: 20/20, Dodge: 50%, Grist: 54K B, 26.5K C, 11.2K R, 20 P
HunterX55: [AG-P] HV: 20/20, Dodge: 50%, Grist: 40K B, 20K C, 8 R, 0 P
Ten11: [AG-P] HV: 0/10, Dodge: 50%, Grist: 20K B, 13K C, 11.5K R, 20 P
---Dersite Pawn: [AG-S] HV: 10/10 Dodge: 50%
Numbers: [AG-P] HV: 15/20 Dodge: 50%, Grist: 6K B, 27K C, 11K R, 40 P
Redrover1760: [AG-P] HV: 10/20 Dodge: 50%, Grist: 25K B, 10K C, 8K R, 0 P, wearing Cloak of Levitation
TrickleJest: [AG-P] HV: 9/20, Dodge: 50%, Grist: Grist: 40K B, 20K C, 8K R, 0 P

High Orbit Zone - Distance 3
ODIN: [AG], HP: 6,000/10,000, Orbital Strike: IIIII

Passive Charges:
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