Delete the Virus

....Of course, It is still infected with two powerful Viruses, and has been sent to a company which seems to have some very strong products, AND the ability to deliver in Cyberspace with unprecedented speed. But I’m sure this will never be important again.

Kit meows: "I'm sure everything will turn out fine."
Action 1: "This is getting out of hand!" Kit meows. "The virus is close to reaching triple my species's control over the Interwebs. I must rule them all!" Kit pulls out a camera with a tripod and sets it to record after one minute Next, Kit leaps over to his keyboard and starts typing some commands. Initially, it just looks like he's adding a bunch of rectangles around him, but everyone should know better. As the coding finishes, it is easy to see that Kit has just created a nice, small, cozy room. Kit lays down in the room and his posture changes. He starts slouching and acting dexterously challenged. The camera starts filming and Kit rolls onto his back. He stays there for a second or two and then rolls back over. He sits up and stares at the camera, looking at the camera wide-eyed and sad. He sits there for about 30 seconds and shuts off the camera. The cat ejects his camera's data chip and scurries over to his keyboard. As he sits down in front of his keyboard, a strange gap appears in front of him. He inserts the data chip and the video pops up. Kit throws the video into some editing software, makes it look cute, and adds a little bit of text for when he's staring at the camera. The text reads: "Please, help now: " and has a random website link after it. He sends this all across the internet, inevitably reaching everyone except for the Virus. They all watch in sadness as they watch Kit stare sorrowfully at the camera. For people who go to said website, instead of a place to donate money, they find a place specifically made to upload more cat videos on, allowing cats to steal a chunk of the internet, taking it away from the Virus.
Action 2: Kit resumes his Catjitzu posture. He grabs his keyboard and mouse and heads toward the fortress. He then starts messing around with his mouse, which this time causes the appearance of the I-beam. Kit places the I-beam just in front (to the right) of the fortress and left clicks, anchoring it in place. Kit then turns over to his keyboard and starts spamming backspace, trying to get rid of the fortress wall.

Summoning Cat God: 7/30