Destroy the Godmodder: MSPAradox (Test Session)

I summon 300 computers to do my bidding, and send them charging off against the Simumodder. Since there is 300 computers in 300 Spartans, these suddenly become the 300 Spartans. Shocking enough, they didn't actually hold off the enemy advance in history unlike in the movie, instead Athens did while outnumbered 2 to 1, so they must be 300 fake computers, but this is a simulation, so they are simulated so well they seem like real computers but are fake. The only reason why the 300 Spartans managed to actually pull off a successful defense in the movie is because they were untouchable because they were fake, therefore the 300 computers are untouchable because they are fake. Therefore, the 300 computers march up to the Simumodder, and decide to do what everyone expected, they throw digital spears at the Simumodder constantly, annoying the utter hell out of the Simumodder. Now the Utter Hell has been achieved by the 300 Computers, Clownpiece appears since she is searching for familiar locations and makes the Simulation go insane. Since the Simulation is now insane and Utter Hell has been achieved I activate the power of CLOWN INSANITY and make the world spin around in true Jevil fashion. Now the world is spinning, the only thing that can not fall over in is that things are flying or Untouchable, which I happen to have a cloak of levitation, making me flying. Since the Simumodder is neither of those things, despite his dearest wishes, and if he was flying, his flight mechanism would have been cut down by digital spears earlier, the 300 computers and me go and CLOWN GLOMP the Simumodder, instantly killing everyone in a 5 mile radius, including me, and dealing Simumodder damage, due to the excessive amounts of clown paranoia detected.