Delete the Virus

Actions 1and 2:
More code.

(6/10 code made)

Action 3:
Say to the virus, “Of course not! I am a simple human, who is most definitely not as smart as you. However! As a human, it is my sworn right to challenge whoever I please, no matter how difficult the opponent, be it man or machine, or something else entirely! I do not care how much you know, it is useless in the face of humans. We punish pride with loss, we adapt much faster then you, it is us who will conquer! Now I say to you, will you risk fighting an opponent with nothing to lose again, and again, and again, for all of time, and eternity? For I work for the future, and what I may do shall inspire future generations after I am gone. For the stars themselves are not safe from our grasp. Even if I fall, there are other humans, other people to dare what I have dared, to dare to defeat you, and we will, no matter how long it takes!

Now.

Let’s play the game.”

A giant chess board is summoned.

“I go first.”

“Then, we play.”

The Virus remains speechless at your speech, calculating. As a being created to fulfill a singular purpose, it can respect perseverance, but it can’t comprehend why you would persist despite such impossible odds. It comes to the conclusion you must have some advantage or plan that it is unaware of, and accepts your challenge to find out what it may be.

The bird finishes up the Fortress and very much closes it up, refusing access to whatever tries to go inside.
(2x) It then sets up a factory inside the fortress that constantly deposits small, weak, but annoying mites that will attempt to reduce the effectiveness of anything by swarming. They have 3 HP each, can do at most 2 damage per hit, and are produced 5 at a time. They will not be released from the Fortress unless a PV entity or player says so, to facilitate swarming. They exit the Fortress through a dog door.

The Battlefield rumbles, As Code begins swirling through the air and forming shapes and structures. Soon, this chaotic cacophony of code come straight together and encases the Virus, and increases corruption by 7! HunterX55 is also encased, as the Virus wants to continue the chess game. As long as the fortress is active, it will take damage for the Virus! You must destroy it to inflict any further damage directly onto the Virus.

5 Mites come scrambling through a dog door, snarling and jumping all over the battlefield and annoying all factions! What a bunch of little assholes

Sam orders the Scout Team to attempt to penetrate the Virus's origin server. (The Scout Team acts as a buffing entity for my own charges)

(Origin Penetration: 2/10)

(Action 3)

Sam turns to the Mechanical Monstrosity. Experimenting with the Battlefield's new features, he summons a digital syringe-sword. He uploads a virus of his own into the syringe-sword, then charges at the Mechanical Monstrosity, hacking and slashing at it, until he finally stabs it into the creature, injecting the virus, which begins to disable the Mechanical Monstrosity.

The Mechanical Monstrosity, with its bulk and weight, is unable to keep up with your speed! You manage to infect it with your own Virus, and while it isn’t as strong as THE Virus, it is still very potent! The Mechanical Monstrosity sputters and begins moving stiffly and chaotically, as the two infections battle for control!

Action 1: Kit meows, "Ah well. It's a good thing Valdivian has a 30 day return policy. What has it been, five minutes?" Kit takes out a cell phone and dials a number. He then puts the phone to his ear.
^{_{Valdivian Customer Support Personel: "Hello, what is your problem?"} Kit: *Meow* _"What?" *Meow* _{"Is this a prank call?"} *Meow* _{"If you have no business here, please hang up."} *Meow* _{"Good day sir or madme. And please, do not call if you have no business."} *Meow*} Beeeeep
Kit meows, "Accursed humans, they never understand." Kit pulls up the customer service menu on Valdivian and sends them a message about how he wants to return a product. He also sends his web address and the product ID. He sends and waits. A few moments later, a pillar of green light appears next to Kit. It dissipates and a green, translucent man in a suit appears where it disappeared. "Hello," he states, "where is the product?" Kit meows, "It's right there," and points at the Mechanical Monstrosity. "What!?" the man exclaims. "Products must be in their original container or else your warranty is void!" And so...
Action 2: With his new task, Kit gets up from his keyboard and yawns. "Okay... I'll do it," Kit meows. Kit starts scratching himself all over. Fur starts to fall off as Kit scratches. Since the fur was once a part of an AV entity, they are weird. The main effect of this is that they grow small brains and wiggle around on their own, not able to move more than a centimeter, but still able to move. Therefore each piece of hair counts as its own separate 1 HP, 0 ATK AV entity. About 50 different follicles fall off. Kit knocks over the box and opens the top of it. He then places each piece of hair in a trail that leads to the opening of the box. Finally, the cat places the L-Shaped device in the box and jumps on top of the box himself. Now, do you know what corrupt Mechanical Monstrosities love to do? Clean up and kill AV entities. Therefore, the Mechanical Monstrosity follows the trail into the box. Then, due to its programming, it stops in front of the L-Shaped device and rests on top of it. While this happens, Kit rushes to close the box, trapping the Mechanical Monstrosity in the box. "Ha ha!" Kit meows, "Robots are barely a trial for my Cat Powers!"
Action 3: "So," Kit meows, "are you taking the product back or not?" The green translucent man looks up from his phone. "As long as it's in the package" he replies. The man takes a hold of the box and a green pillar of light reappears. This time, as it disappears, the man and the box are gone. "That's that taken care of," Kit meows.

Summoning Cat God: 6/30 (No increase, just track)

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The Mechanical Monstrosity, while still suffering an internal viral war, is unable to resists in impulses and follows your trail blindly! You manage to send it back to Valdivian, removing it from the battlefield!

....Of course, It is still infected with two powerful Viruses, and has been sent to a company which seems to have some very strong products, AND the ability to deliver in Cyberspace with unprecedented speed. But I’m sure this will never be important again.

Actioioioioio n 1) The dragon swerves around, before steadying itself and removing the implement from it's tail.

(acTWOn) The dragon creates a paradoxical situation. "This statement is a lie." The dragon says “yeet” and throws itself at the virus.

(Charge 5/30)

The Virus is safely encompassed in the Fortress, menacing you just smash into one of it’s walls! However, through the power of memes and vines, you manage to put a small crack in it! 3 damage!
The Battlefield:

The Mites swarm onto the Scout Team, biting and scratching at them, and generally being wily! They don’t deal too much damage, but it’s there!

The Virus has finally overcome the code stopping it form corrupting, and can now directly corrupt again! It awaits for Hunter to make his move, calculating....

Virus Health: 86/100
CORRUPTION: 44%
Scout Team: 46-18-48-30-50-51
Heisenberg Processor: 105/115. 1 turn remaining
Viral Fortress [PV]: 87/90