RE: Delete the Virus
01-05-2019, 12:05 AM
Action 1: Kit meows, "Ah well. It's a good thing Valdivian has a 30 day return policy. What has it been, five minutes?" Kit takes out a cell phone and dials a number. He then puts the phone to his ear.
Valdivian Customer Support Personel: "Hello, what is your problem?" Kit: *Meow* "What?" *Meow* "Is this a prank call?" *Meow* "If you have no business here, please hang up." *Meow* "Good day sir or madme. And please, do not call if you have no business." *Meow* Beeeeep
Kit meows, "Accursed humans, they never understand." Kit pulls up the customer service menu on Valdivian and sends them a message about how he wants to return a product. He also sends his web address and the product ID. He sends and waits. A few moments later, a pillar of green light appears next to Kit. It dissipates and a green, translucent man in a suit appears where it disappeared. "Hello," he states, "where is the product?" Kit meows, "It's right there," and points at the Mechanical Monstrosity. "What!?" the man exclaims. "Products must be in their original container or else your warranty is void!" And so...
Action 2: With his new task, Kit gets up from his keyboard and yawns. "Okay... I'll do it," Kit meows. Kit starts scratching himself all over. Fur starts to fall off as Kit scratches. Since the fur was once a part of an AV entity, they are weird. The main effect of this is that they grow small brains and wiggle around on their own, not able to move more than a centimeter, but still able to move. Therefore each piece of hair counts as its own separate 1 HP, 0 ATK AV entity. About 50 different follicles fall off. Kit knocks over the box and opens the top of it. He then places each piece of hair in a trail that leads to the opening of the box. Finally, the cat places the L-Shaped device in the box and jumps on top of the box himself. Now, do you know what corrupt Mechanical Monstrosities love to do? Clean up and kill AV entities. Therefore, the Mechanical Monstrosity follows the trail into the box. Then, due to its programming, it stops in front of the L-Shaped device and rests on top of it. While this happens, Kit rushes to close the box, trapping the Mechanical Monstrosity in the box. "Ha ha!" Kit meows, "Robots are barely a trial for my Cat Powers!"
Action 3: "So," Kit meows, "are you taking the product back or not?" The green translucent man looks up from his phone. "As long as it's in the package" he replies. The man takes a hold of the box and a green pillar of light reappears. This time, as it disappears, the man and the box are gone. "That's that taken care of," Kit meows.
Summoning Cat God: 6/30 (No increase, just tracking)
Valdivian Customer Support Personel: "Hello, what is your problem?" Kit: *Meow* "What?" *Meow* "Is this a prank call?" *Meow* "If you have no business here, please hang up." *Meow* "Good day sir or madme. And please, do not call if you have no business." *Meow* Beeeeep
Kit meows, "Accursed humans, they never understand." Kit pulls up the customer service menu on Valdivian and sends them a message about how he wants to return a product. He also sends his web address and the product ID. He sends and waits. A few moments later, a pillar of green light appears next to Kit. It dissipates and a green, translucent man in a suit appears where it disappeared. "Hello," he states, "where is the product?" Kit meows, "It's right there," and points at the Mechanical Monstrosity. "What!?" the man exclaims. "Products must be in their original container or else your warranty is void!" And so...
Action 2: With his new task, Kit gets up from his keyboard and yawns. "Okay... I'll do it," Kit meows. Kit starts scratching himself all over. Fur starts to fall off as Kit scratches. Since the fur was once a part of an AV entity, they are weird. The main effect of this is that they grow small brains and wiggle around on their own, not able to move more than a centimeter, but still able to move. Therefore each piece of hair counts as its own separate 1 HP, 0 ATK AV entity. About 50 different follicles fall off. Kit knocks over the box and opens the top of it. He then places each piece of hair in a trail that leads to the opening of the box. Finally, the cat places the L-Shaped device in the box and jumps on top of the box himself. Now, do you know what corrupt Mechanical Monstrosities love to do? Clean up and kill AV entities. Therefore, the Mechanical Monstrosity follows the trail into the box. Then, due to its programming, it stops in front of the L-Shaped device and rests on top of it. While this happens, Kit rushes to close the box, trapping the Mechanical Monstrosity in the box. "Ha ha!" Kit meows, "Robots are barely a trial for my Cat Powers!"
Action 3: "So," Kit meows, "are you taking the product back or not?" The green translucent man looks up from his phone. "As long as it's in the package" he replies. The man takes a hold of the box and a green pillar of light reappears. This time, as it disappears, the man and the box are gone. "That's that taken care of," Kit meows.
Summoning Cat God: 6/30 (No increase, just tracking)
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