Delete the Virus

Not as many posts this round, probably because of my delay in posting the update. Oh well, people posting at all is good enough for me.

(action1.png) The dragon attaches an implement similar to a trident to the end of it's tail, and flies backwards at high speeds, aiming the implement at the virus!

(Action 2th) The dragon spoils a movies plot. All in earshot who didn't know how the movie ended are affected.

A tiny ember drifts through the air. (Charge 4/30)

Because the Dragon is both flying backwards and moving fast, it’s unable to control itself and only barely scratches The Virus! You still manage to do 1 damage though, and believe me when I say that’s impressive in this type of game.

Actions 1 and 2: slowly but surely, the code comes to be.

(4/10 program created)

Action 3: Challenge the virus on a game of chess.

The Virus sits still for a moment, before bursting out into a disturbing laugh, sounding like a series of shifting electronic screeches in different pitches. It’s clearly amused by you, and speaks for the first time directly to you:
DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME?I CAN CALCULATE^CALCULATE THOUSANDS OF STRATEGIES, MILLIONS OF POSSIBILITIES, AND ENDLESS WAYSways THAT I COULD BEAT YOU, WITH NAUGHT BUT A PAWN! I HAVE ACCESS TO MORE DATA, MORE KNOWLEDGE THAN ANY BEING COULD EVER HAVE, AND YOU HAVE NIL. SO I ASK AGAIN, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME?

Meow: "It is for tracking purposes, of course. I'm waiting for the Virus to run. Then I will follow it to the ends of the Internet, just to destroy it and continue my cat reign, Mwahahahahhaha!"
Action 1: After his monologue, Kit opens up Valdivian, the single most popular website for ordering things online. He scrolls through and finds what he's looking for. The cat orders it using Valdivian's Freaky Fast Shipping^tm. A few moments later, a box falls out of the upper reaches of the Internet and lands right in front of Kit. The box is completely uninteresting except for the huge iComputer label covering one of the sides. Using his cat claws, Kit tears it open. He reaches in past all of the packing peanuts and pulls out a strange disc shaped object. Kit then presses a button on top of it and it comes to life. Two strange pipe cleaner looking turbines start spinning at the bottom, and small wheels behind those turbines rotate. The machine lurks forward and starts heading toward the Virus. Meanwhile, Kit hops on top of it and sits down. He meows, "Ha ha ha! If it bleeds, we can kill it!" Finally, after much anticipation, the mechanism reaches the Virus. Its sweeping cleaners grab hold of the Virus and forces it into its trash compartment. Inside, horrors only known to dust bunnies and old candy occur to the Virus. The device then turns and heads back to where it started. Kit hops off and runs over to the box. He thrusts his cat paws into the box and emerges with a strange L-shaped device. He places it down right in front of the mechanical monstrosity. Instead of eating it like everything else in its path, the machine does a 180 and backs onto the L. Finally, a vacuum noise is heard and clattering is heard in the L-shaped machine. Once this all stops, Kit takes off the top of the L. He rattles it around and hears the Virus inside. Kit takes out a random block of code and uses it to smash the container. Kit meows a vague threat and kicks the container away.
Action 2: "What's a Hiesenberg?" Kit meows. "You know what, I don't really care. Virus damage is Virus damage." Kit springs over to the Hiensenberg Processor. He looks it over for flaws in its structure. Next, Kit pulls out some Duck Duct Tape. He tears some pieces off and slaps them on wherever it's most needed. "I'd better not regret this." Once done, Kit trots on back to his keyboard and sits around.

Summoning Cat God: 5/30

Alright, if and when the Virus leaves the forum, you will be able to track it’s location.

The Virus is swept up by the machine, incapable of determining what it is or it’s function! After being distributed into the L-Shaped device, the machine has managed to do 4 damage to the Virus, while bashing it with the code block is just kind of petty. However, it soon bursts out, roaring in electronic fury as it glows a menacing red! Wait, what’s-Uh oh. The Mechanical Monstrosity has become infected, glowing with red tron lines! It is now a Pro-Virus entity!

With the POWER OF DUCT TAPE , you manage to reinforce the Processor, reducing the amount of damage it will take if attacked! You also manage to repair it for 5 HP!

Scouting Efforts I: 5/5 Complete!

Executing...

The scouts have finished their preliminary investigation of the Battlefield and the Virus. They have been able to track down which server the Virus came from, and have found some potential weak spots for players to target.

Summoning Cat God: 6/30

You have discovered the origin server of The Virus! From what you can tell, it is an isolated, secure server for the specific purpose of developing and unleashing The Virus. If you somehow gained access, perhaps you could learn more about The Virus origin and capabilities....

The Virus is weakest when corrupting, due to the focus it requires, and when processing large amounts of data. These are when it is unable to actively calculate how to defend itself or adapt to attacks.

The Battlefield
The Virus, in a fit of rage at the constant interruptions of his goal, transforms the arms of its Avatar into blades! It swiftly attacks the Scout Team, slicing through them with great swiftness and speed! They manage to fend him back and suffer no casualties, but all of them are still greatly injured.

The Mechanical Monstrosity grabs onto the Heisenberg Processor, placing it in its trash compartment, attempting to crush it. The Processor is, however, protected by the Tor Node! Wait, wasn’t that sabotaged? Oh shit-

BOOM! The Tor Node explodes, causing 10 damage to everyone around it, no matter who’s side they’re on! The Heisenberg Processor is, however, unaffected!

Virus Health: 86/100 (Cannot corrupt for 1 turn)
CORRUPTION: 37%
Scout Team: 46-20-52-30-50-54
Heisenberg Processor: 105/115. 2 turns remaining
Mechanical Monstrosity [PV]: 80/90