RE: Delete the Virus
01-02-2019, 06:17 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-02-2019, 06:17 PM by O.R.I.G.I.N..)
Meow: "It is for tracking purposes, of course. I'm waiting for the Virus to run. Then I will follow it to the ends of the Internet, just to destroy it and continue my cat reign, Mwahahahahhaha!"
Action 1: After his monologue, Kit opens up Valdivian, the single most popular website for ordering things online. He scrolls through and finds what he's looking for. The cat orders it using Valdivian's Freaky Fast Shippingtm. A few moments later, a box falls out of the upper reaches of the Internet and lands right in front of Kit. The box is completely uninteresting except for the huge iComputer label covering one of the sides. Using his cat claws, Kit tears it open. He reaches in past all of the packing peanuts and pulls out a strange disc shaped object. Kit then presses a button on top of it and it comes to life. Two strange pipe cleaner looking turbines start spinning at the bottom, and small wheels behind those turbines rotate. The machine lurks forward and starts heading toward the Virus. Meanwhile, Kit hops on top of it and sits down. He meows, "Ha ha ha! If it bleeds, we can kill it!" Finally, after much anticipation, the mechanism reaches the Virus. Its sweeping cleaners grab hold of the Virus and forces it into its trash compartment. Inside, horrors only known to dust bunnies and old candy occur to the Virus. The device then turns and heads back to where it started. Kit hops off and runs over to the box. He thrusts his cat paws into the box and emerges with a strange L-shaped device. He places it down right in front of the mechanical monstrosity. Instead of eating it like everything else in its path, the machine does a 180 and backs onto the L. Finally, a vacuum noise is heard and clattering is heard in the L-shaped machine. Once this all stops, Kit takes off the top of the L. He rattles it around and hears the Virus inside. Kit takes out a random block of code and uses it to smash the container. Kit meows a vague threat and kicks the container away.
Action 2: "What's a Hiesenberg?" Kit meows. "You know what, I don't really care. Virus damage is Virus damage." Kit springs over to the Hiensenberg Processor. He looks it over for flaws in its structure. Next, Kit pulls out some Duck Duct Tape. He tears some pieces off and slaps them on wherever it's most needed. "I'd better not regret this." Once done, Kit trots on back to his keyboard and sits around.
Summoning Cat God: 5/30
Action 1: After his monologue, Kit opens up Valdivian, the single most popular website for ordering things online. He scrolls through and finds what he's looking for. The cat orders it using Valdivian's Freaky Fast Shippingtm. A few moments later, a box falls out of the upper reaches of the Internet and lands right in front of Kit. The box is completely uninteresting except for the huge iComputer label covering one of the sides. Using his cat claws, Kit tears it open. He reaches in past all of the packing peanuts and pulls out a strange disc shaped object. Kit then presses a button on top of it and it comes to life. Two strange pipe cleaner looking turbines start spinning at the bottom, and small wheels behind those turbines rotate. The machine lurks forward and starts heading toward the Virus. Meanwhile, Kit hops on top of it and sits down. He meows, "Ha ha ha! If it bleeds, we can kill it!" Finally, after much anticipation, the mechanism reaches the Virus. Its sweeping cleaners grab hold of the Virus and forces it into its trash compartment. Inside, horrors only known to dust bunnies and old candy occur to the Virus. The device then turns and heads back to where it started. Kit hops off and runs over to the box. He thrusts his cat paws into the box and emerges with a strange L-shaped device. He places it down right in front of the mechanical monstrosity. Instead of eating it like everything else in its path, the machine does a 180 and backs onto the L. Finally, a vacuum noise is heard and clattering is heard in the L-shaped machine. Once this all stops, Kit takes off the top of the L. He rattles it around and hears the Virus inside. Kit takes out a random block of code and uses it to smash the container. Kit meows a vague threat and kicks the container away.
Action 2: "What's a Hiesenberg?" Kit meows. "You know what, I don't really care. Virus damage is Virus damage." Kit springs over to the Hiensenberg Processor. He looks it over for flaws in its structure. Next, Kit pulls out some Duck Duct Tape. He tears some pieces off and slaps them on wherever it's most needed. "I'd better not regret this." Once done, Kit trots on back to his keyboard and sits around.
Summoning Cat God: 5/30
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