Destroy the Godmodder: MSPAradox (Test Session)

FOCUS:
Respawn.

You respawn!

1. I load up the Lobber with PT grenades.
2/3. BEES BEES. (22/30)

You load the Lobber with your 5 Pyrotoxin Grenades!

I hand the Simumodder a copy of the communist manifesto.

The Simumodder blasts the copy out of your hands! Just like the being he is based on, the Simumodder is a devoted follower of Ayn Rand! To punish you for spreading such a degenerate ideology, he wacks you with the Banhammer for 11 damage!

So, we need to take out that transmitter either this turn or the next. Ive got the bomb, as well as my 7/10 charge, but i dont really want to use either of those just to take out this transmitter.

Action 1: I take a quick nap in the castle and try to restore as much of my health as I can.
Action 2: Charge F-Drive 8/10.
Action 3: I make my bike slightly deadlier, by adding blades sticking out at the front.

My bird continues to hover over the minefield and insult the dersites.
My pawn goes to the chess tournament i guess.

You take a quick nap, healing 5 damage! Your entities will do as you say.

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End of Turn Battle

The Robot Bird Continues to insult the Dersites. They will attempt to attack it this turn! The Grist Skimmer finishes mining the Minor Grist Deposit, adding 5,000 Build Grist and 2,000 Crude Grist to the Grist Pool! As an FYI, you need to spend actions to scavenge from the Grist Pool. The Grenade Lobber launches three Pyrotoxin Grenades at the Dersites, killing a Rook and 5 Pawns, and inflicting a debuff on the rest! 8,000 Build Grist and 4,000 Crude Grist is added to the Grist Pool! The Dersite Riflemen, enraged by the Robot Bird, attempt to take it down once and for all...

Attack Roll: 67

... and hit! Robot Bird killed! 2,000 Build Grist and 1,000 Crude Grist added to the Grist Pool! The Mysterious Beacon continues to transmit! Off in the distance, you see a small purple speck, slowly coming closer... The Simumodder deals 6 damage to Ten11 and destroys his Pillow Armor! He then places a Seismic Wave Generator on the ground! It will prevent Ten11's charge from automatically progressing until destroyed (assists will still work, though)!

Battlefield:
Grist Pool: 112K B, 48K C, 17K R, 0 P
Alchemist: [AG] HP: 1,000/1,000, At the Alchemiter
Grist Skimmer: [AG], HP: 1,000/1,000, Searching for Grist...
Grenade Lobber: [AG], HP: 2,500/2,500, requires loading by AGs, Mode: On, Ammunition: (x2) Pyrotoxin Grenade
Chess Tournament: [N], Trains 2 entities or groups of entities each turn
One-Shot Shield: [PG]  HP: 15,000/20,000 Armor: 1,000
Dersite Pawns: [PG] (x10) HP: 1,000/1,000 Neurotoxin: I
Dersite Rooks: [PG] (x1) HP: 5,000/5,000 Neurotoxin: I
Dersite Riflemen: [PG] (x16) HP: 500/500 Accuracy: 100% Protected by Dersite Rooks Neurotoxin: I, hiding behind One-Shot Shield
Mysterious Beacon: [PG], HP: 10,000/10,000, Transmission: III, defended by Dersite Army
Seismic Wave Generator: [PG] HP: 25,000/25,000, Blocking "Wake the Earth" charge
Simumodder: [GM] HV: 6/10

KeepOnRolling: [AG-P] HV: 11/20, Dodge: 50%, Grist: 40K B, 20K C, 8K R, 0 P
Karpinsky: [AG-P] HV: 20/20, Dodge: 50%, Grist: 31K B, 16K C, 7K R, 0 P
FlamingFlapjacks: [AG-P] HV: 20/20, Dodge: 50%, Grist: 46K B, 22.5K C, 9.2K R, 20 P
HunterX55: [AG-P] HV: 20/20, Dodge: 50%, Grist: 40K B, 20K C, 8 R, 0 P, has respawn sickness
Ten11: [AG-P] HV: 5/20. Dodge: 50%, Grist: 20K B, 20K C, 10K R, 0 P
Numbers: [AG-P] HV: 16/20 Dodge: 50%, Grist: 5K B, 2K C, 9K R, 0 P
Redrover1760: [AG-P] HV: 15/20 Dodge: 50%, Grist: 40K B, 20K C, 8K R, 0 P, wearing Cloak of Levitation
TrickleJest: [AG-P] HV: 9/20, Dodge: 50%, Grist: Grist: 40K B, 20K C, 8K R, 0 P

Passive Charges:
ODIN: [Karpinsky], 3/10
Wake the Earth: [Ten11], 7/10
Breaking the Grist Economy for FUN and PROFIT!: [FlamingFlapjacks] 1/10