RE: Godhood XIV - Usurper [Honey Edition Turn 2]
03-25-2013, 11:44 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-25-2013, 11:45 PM by Pharmacy.)
"MAYBE HE'LL COME. MAYBE HE'LL WON'T. BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, TIME SHOULD BE USED FOR PRAGMATIC PURPOSES LIKE SETTING UP SHOPS AND ESTABLISHING HOW AWESOME YOU ARE INSTEAD DILLY-DALLYING WORRYING THAT BRASS-ASSED DESCRUT-O-CAT IS GOING TO APPEAR AND KICK YOUR METAPHORICAL SANDCASTLE DOWN. I BET HIS PARENTS FIND HIM A COMPLETE AND UTTER DISAPPOINTMENT."
Bacardi zoned out for a couple of minutes.
"ANYWAY YEAH. ECOSYSTEMS. NETWORKS AND ALL THAT. GOTTA GET ALL THAT PHOTOSYNTHETIC ENERGY AND CARBON FLOWING. OPEN NEW NICHES LIKE NEW JOBS IN THE MARKET. SUPER IMPORTANT ESPECIALLY FOR DIVERSITY AND THE LACK OF BORING CREATURES."
Bacardi descended down and per-usual of his histrionic attitude, waved a dramatic-as-hell wing over the span of the Atrium. Suddenly, species of all shapes and sizes (well, only three anyway) went piff piff piff pfffffffffftttttt (the last one was a doozy) all over the gravity-defying floaty continents of scientific impossibility and philosophical headaches.
Bacardi looked at the crawling little creatures (well, little from his perspective) and pondered for a few minutes before deciding that Atrium could use some more shubbery and so he summoned a tree.
(-1) SALAMANDRAE have been created in the ATRIUM! They are like a dinosaurs in shape of a dog. Or a dog that has been formed from a dinosaur. Anyway, DINODOGS. They are hairless but covered in purty shiny scales that overlap like that of a pangolin. The scales reflect the colors of the sunset (or your favorite color of choice). They can think but you CANNOT EXACTLY TEACH A DINODOG CALCULUS - especially if they are NOT SAPIENT. They are CARNIVORES. They tend to be SOLITARY HUNTERS but do CONGREGATE IN GROUPS if they are super bored or whatever. Their reproduction is super boring and not worthy of note.
(-1) SARASWATI have been created in the ATRIUM! Imagine a red DEER-LIKE creature. Totally normal with hooves (for walking) and horns (for making others of their kind feel masculinely inadequate). They are as SMART as a HOOVED HERBIVORE because that is exactly what they are. They come in three pattern: striped, spotty, and lame-old-solid-colored. They are MONOGENDERED and they REPRODUCE RATHER QUICKLY. Their way of SEXY-TIMES is SHOWING OFF THEIR HORNS to another; the loser (that is the one that feels the shame of how puny their horns are) spontaneously becomes pregnant with the more impressively horned fella's child.
(-1) SLYPHIDS have been created in the ATRIUM! They are very pretty BIRDS with pretty songs that sound like babbling brooks and pretty wings that sparkle like sunlight on the waters. Unfortunately, they are rather BIRD-BRAINED (meaning they are as smart as a BIRDS). They tend to flock in large groups (like BIRDS). They also poop a lot (like BIRDS). They are OMNIVORES but prefer to eat CORPSES and PLANTS. Their reproduction is very boring (like actual BIRDS).
(-1) LUPULUS have been created in the ATRIUM! They are tall and woody because they are TREES. They produce TINY EDIBLE FLOWERS (which smell and taste faintly of REALLY DAMN GOOD BEER). They are SUPER-LEAFY (they have a lot of leaves) and EVERGREEN despite violating ten different types of PLANT-LAWS. They come in MANY SHADES OF COLORS - GREEN, PURPLE, BLUE, RED, ETC. YOUR CHOICE.
Bacardi zoned out for a couple of minutes.
"ANYWAY YEAH. ECOSYSTEMS. NETWORKS AND ALL THAT. GOTTA GET ALL THAT PHOTOSYNTHETIC ENERGY AND CARBON FLOWING. OPEN NEW NICHES LIKE NEW JOBS IN THE MARKET. SUPER IMPORTANT ESPECIALLY FOR DIVERSITY AND THE LACK OF BORING CREATURES."
Bacardi descended down and per-usual of his histrionic attitude, waved a dramatic-as-hell wing over the span of the Atrium. Suddenly, species of all shapes and sizes (well, only three anyway) went piff piff piff pfffffffffftttttt (the last one was a doozy) all over the gravity-defying floaty continents of scientific impossibility and philosophical headaches.
Bacardi looked at the crawling little creatures (well, little from his perspective) and pondered for a few minutes before deciding that Atrium could use some more shubbery and so he summoned a tree.
(-1) SALAMANDRAE have been created in the ATRIUM! They are like a dinosaurs in shape of a dog. Or a dog that has been formed from a dinosaur. Anyway, DINODOGS. They are hairless but covered in purty shiny scales that overlap like that of a pangolin. The scales reflect the colors of the sunset (or your favorite color of choice). They can think but you CANNOT EXACTLY TEACH A DINODOG CALCULUS - especially if they are NOT SAPIENT. They are CARNIVORES. They tend to be SOLITARY HUNTERS but do CONGREGATE IN GROUPS if they are super bored or whatever. Their reproduction is super boring and not worthy of note.
(-1) SARASWATI have been created in the ATRIUM! Imagine a red DEER-LIKE creature. Totally normal with hooves (for walking) and horns (for making others of their kind feel masculinely inadequate). They are as SMART as a HOOVED HERBIVORE because that is exactly what they are. They come in three pattern: striped, spotty, and lame-old-solid-colored. They are MONOGENDERED and they REPRODUCE RATHER QUICKLY. Their way of SEXY-TIMES is SHOWING OFF THEIR HORNS to another; the loser (that is the one that feels the shame of how puny their horns are) spontaneously becomes pregnant with the more impressively horned fella's child.
(-1) SLYPHIDS have been created in the ATRIUM! They are very pretty BIRDS with pretty songs that sound like babbling brooks and pretty wings that sparkle like sunlight on the waters. Unfortunately, they are rather BIRD-BRAINED (meaning they are as smart as a BIRDS). They tend to flock in large groups (like BIRDS). They also poop a lot (like BIRDS). They are OMNIVORES but prefer to eat CORPSES and PLANTS. Their reproduction is very boring (like actual BIRDS).
(-1) LUPULUS have been created in the ATRIUM! They are tall and woody because they are TREES. They produce TINY EDIBLE FLOWERS (which smell and taste faintly of REALLY DAMN GOOD BEER). They are SUPER-LEAFY (they have a lot of leaves) and EVERGREEN despite violating ten different types of PLANT-LAWS. They come in MANY SHADES OF COLORS - GREEN, PURPLE, BLUE, RED, ETC. YOUR CHOICE.