Delete the Virus

Scouting Efforts 1: 4/5

(Action 3)

Sam quickly sets up a temporary Tor Node to protect the Heisenberg Processor. It will block the next attack against the Processor.

Due to the fact you are setting up something to affect the Processor, instead of directly interacting with it. This action will go through despite the Processor being uninteractable this turn. The next attack against the Processor will be blocked!

Action 1: Satisfied with his conspiracy hacking skills, Kit ninjas into the fort again. Staring down the Virus, Kit pulls out a simple ball of yarn. Kit then pulls out some knitting needles and starts knitting. It ends up being a thin but warm blanket, with a reasonable amount of extra yarn attached to it. Kit throws it at the Virus, but holds onto the extra yarn. He then Naruto runs around the virus, wrapping the extra yarn around the Virus. Then, he stops and pulls out a strange array of knitting needles. Each one is of different length, and a few have strange holes in their tips as opposed to solid tips. He restarts his sprint, but this time spending his time stabbing these needles at the virus. He makes sure to stab them into the blanket at different angles to prevent them from dislodging themselves.
Action 2: Since the Virus is distracted, Kit decides to attach a cookie to the Virus. Now, this is not your regular cookie. It is a computer cookie, which is normally used to track how long you are on a website. However, this cookie is a universal cookie. Instead of tracking how long you are on one website, it tracks what website you are on. To attach the cookie, all Kit has to do is slap it onto something. Kit also makes sure to avoid anything attached to the virus that isn't virus. Meow: I will learn where you live[i]!

Summoning Cat God: 4/30

The Virus is still stunned due to actions from last turn, and is unable to retaliate against Kits attack! 3 damage!

I’m somewhat confused by the attempt, is Kit trying to find the location of the Virus’ creator, or trying to track the Virus location whenever possible?

(Action the 1st) The dragon wakes up!
(2nd actatootion) The dragon teleports behind the virus an screeches as loud as it can:

[i]“OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU!”

(charge 3/30)

You screech so loud that The Virus’ ears, despite being nonexistent, bleed profusely, despite it having no blood! 4 damage!

(Focused)
The Bird attempts to sabotage the Tor nodes in order to get them to produce an additional explosion when hit. With anything. Anything including fire extinguisher spray, a player character's attack, anything. This explosion will damage any entity within the blast radius, whether Neutral, Pro-Virus, or Anti-Virus.

The node is sabotaged! However, due to it’s purpose, it will not affect the Processor. Every other entity is fair game, however.

Actions 1 and 2: I create a program capable to slow down the virus even further for longer. It takes a while though, so (2/10 program created)

Action 3: While creating the code for the virus, I create a firewall capable to hold off some if not all of the virus entities.

Currently, there are no entities on the Virus side, only players!

The Battlefield
The Virus has sifted through all of the memes, and has returned to normal processing speed! It has installed anti-meme software as well, to avoid a repeat incident! It is no longer stunned, but is still incapable of direct corruption for the next 2 turns due to a program and subroutines inflicted on it!

The Heisenberg Processor takes 4 damage due to the fire from last turn! The fire quickly fizzles down, and the Scout Team puts out the rest of it!

Virus Health: 98/100 (Cannot corrupt for 2 turns)
CORRUPTION: 37%
Scout Team: 70-70-70-70-70-70
Heisenberg Processor: 100/115. 3 turns remaining