Destroy the Godmodder: MSPAradox (Test Session)

x2: I hunt for grist in the depths planet Gristofgristeverywheregrist
1x: Saber || SCP-914
That should get something very powerful

You manage to find a minor Grist Cache! You get 5,000 Build Grist, 2,000 Crude Grist, and 1,000 Refined Grist!

Saber || SCP-914 = Refiner's Blade (Lv. 12: 144,000 Build Grist, 8000 Refined Grist, 400 Precious Grist)

You do not have enough Grist to alchemize this!

I create a Grist Skimmer, an entity that has basically no health but will actively skim the land for Grist deposits, and then mine them. The time it takes to mine is proportional to the amount of grist in the deposit.
Meanwhile, BEES BEES. (17/30)

You summon a Grist Skimmer! It will search for Grist on the Battlefield!

Dirty Vasilev > Fine

FOCUS:

The Simumodder suddenly realizes that he's in the middle of a minefield, and must extricate himself from it in order to return to the battlefield. But this is no ordinary minefield. This minefield is laid out like a game of Minesweeper. A custom one, with 150 mines in a space that would normally only have 99.

I don't expect the mines to damage the Simumodder, just distract him for a bit. Long enough for me to line up a shot on him with a Whale Gun, and then fire it at him. And no, it doesn't shoot harpoons at whales. It shoots whales. Blue whales, to be precise.

Dirty Vasilev > Fine = Enemy At The Gates (Lv. 6: 36,000 Build Grist, 8,000 Crude Grist, 3,000 Refined Grist)

You do not have enough Grist to alchemize this!

You spend your turn laying mines out, in a very intricate pattern that took you quite a while to come up with... You think that this puzzle will stump even the Simumodder... Until the Simumodder just flies above it, effortlessly dodging the the whale you fire at it. Then, with a burst of infinite improbability, the blue whale is transmogrified into a guided, PG antimatter missile! It careens towards the Battlefield, aiming at the conveniently tight-nit Prospitian army! You better shoot it down before it detonates!

Focus: I equip the Cloak of Levitation... God Arm? Ooooh booooooyy someone hasn't learned from How it should have ended videos.

You equip a Cloak of Levitation!

If youre distracting the simumodder to line up a shot on him next turn, then ill launch my attack next turn too.
Action 1: I spend 1 action aiding Karpinsky with minefield (i can do that right).
Action 2: I set up a passive charge for a ritual to wake the earth, out of 10.
Action 3: I get on my bike and attack the one-shot shield, running along its surface and plunging a blade through it.

You begin a passive charge to wake the earth! It will tick up by one CP for each action that you take! You also attack the One-Shot Shield on your bike! You deal 7,000 damage, but the bike's only slightly reduced instability causes you to scrape against the wall! Fortunately, your Pillow Armor reduces the damage you take to only 2!

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End of Turn Battle

The Dersites finish playing with the Chess Tournament, having gained 100 attack in the process from the battle strategies that they've learned! However, upon seeing the Guided Antimatter Missile race towards the enemy, they cower behind the One-Shot Shield. Except for the Rooks, of course, they're too dumb to realize that they're in danger. The Prospitians attempt to take cover, but they don't have much time, as the Missile will detonate next turn!

Battlefield:
 
Alchemist: [AG] HP: 1,000/1,000, At the Alchemiter
Robot Bird: [AG], HP: 500/2,500, Dodge: 50%, Cannot attack, searching for Grist, will return in 1 turns
Prospitian Pawns: [AG] (x60) HP: 1,000/1,000
Prospitian Rooks: [AG] (x10) HP: 5,000/5,000
Prospitian Riflemen: [AG] (x15) HP: 500/500 Accuracy: 120% Protected by Prospitian Rooks
Grist Skimmer: [AG], HP: 1,000/1,000, Searching for Grist...
Chess Tournament: [N], Trains 2 entities or groups of entities each turn
Beer Garden Fence: [AG], HP: 5,000/5,000
One-Shot Shield: [PG]  HP: 20,000/20,000 Armor: 1,000
Dersite Pawns: [PG] (x78) HP: 1,000/1,000, hiding behind One-Shot Shield
Dersite Rooks: [PG] (x8) HP: 5,000/5,000
Dersite Riflemen: [PG] (x16) HP: 500/500 Accuracy: 120% Protected by Dersite Rooks, hiding behind One-Shot Shield
Guided Antimatter Missile: [PG]  HP: 10,000/10,000 Dodge: 50%
Simumodder: [GM] HV: 6/10

KeepOnRolling: [AG-P] HV: 11/20, Dodge: 50%, Grist: 40K B, 20K C, 8K R, 0 P
Karpinsky: [AG-P] HV: 5/20, Dodge: 50%, Grist: 27K B, 14K C, 7K R, 0 P
FlamingFlapjacks: [AG-P] HV: 20/20, Dodge: 50%, Grist: 45K B, 22K C, 9K R, 0 P
HunterX55: [AG-P] HV: 20/20, Dodge: 50%, Grist: 40K B, 20K C, 8 R, 0 P, has respawn sickness
Ten11: [AG-P] HV: 6/20, Armor: 3. Dodge: 50%, Grist: 5K B, 14K C, 9K R, 0 P
Numbers: [AG-P] HV: 16/20 Dodge: 50%, Grist: 5K B, 2K C, 9K R, 0 P
Redrover1760: [AG-P] HV: 15/20 Dodge: 50%, Grist: 40K B, 20K C, 8 R, 0 P, wearing Cloak of Levitation

Passive Charges:
Wake the Earth: [Ten11], 0/10