Destroy the Godmodder: MSPAradox (Test Session)

(Sorry about updating late, I had to go to a doctor appointment. Also, a realized that the HP for the Dersites was way out of wack, so I rebalanced it and their numbers to better reflect standard DTG health)

Subtle Knife || Impossibly Sharp Point && Oblivion Magykks && Conceptual Deletion && Eraser && Sheath && Pure Nothingness && Portal Ripper && Atomsplitter
SCRRAAAAAAetc man fully heals up and gains some Armor Points

Subtle Knife || Impossibly Sharp Point && Oblivion Magykks && Conceptual Deletion && Eraser && Sheath && Pure Nothingness && Portal Ripper && Atomsplitter = Annihilator's Scapel (Lv. 15: 225,000 Build Grist, 20,000 Refined Grist, 1000 Precious Grist).

You do not posses enough Build, Refined, and Precious Grist to make this alchemy! SREEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Man gains another 5,000 damage shield!

Action 1: Sniper Rifle && Aimbot && Grenade Launcher && Revolver (if I can’t make this, just preview it)

Actions 2-3: Rooks have a certain disadvantage. They only move in four directions, and can’r take diagonals

So I set up one-shot laser turrets to shoot at Dersite Rooks from positions diagonal relative to them. These lasers are cheap, and self-destruct after firing, but I have a lot of them.

Sniper Rifle && Aimbot && Grenade Launcher && Revolver = Dirty Vasilev (Lv. 5: 25,000 Build Grist, 10,000 Crude Grist, 1,000 Refined Grist)

You got the DIRTY VASILEV! A semi-automatic sniper rifle that can also deal smash damage through the use of a grenade launcher! It's integrated aiming software grants it a 50% bonus to Accuracy, granting it a base 16.7% chance to minicrit and a 16.7% chance to crit. To compensate, its base damage will be that of a Level 4 alchemy.

Dersite Rooks can move in more than four directions, but you still manage to deal 1,000 damage to each Dersite Rook!

@ FlamingFlapjacks I dont think you have enough grist for that, might as well check it with the holodeck though.
I was going to finish charging my attack the turn after this one and then target the Simumodder with it, but im not sure thats still going to work with all these dersite enemies about? Idk if i should still do that.

Action 1: explore the hollow center of the Battlefield for grist.
Action 2: return to the surface, and create an alchemitist, an entity able to perform actions at the alchemiter, although alchemic actions that require resources will need them provided by a player. The alchemitist has no offensive or evasive capabilities, but they shouldnt need them as theyre in the castle.
Action 3: charge F-Drive 7/10

At the hollow center of the Battlefield, you find a medium Grist Cache! You get 20,000 Build Grist, 10,000 Crude Grist, and 5,000 Refined Grist! You also create an Alchemist that can perform Alchemy remotely!


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End of Turn Battle

The Medic heals the Potion Dispenser for 1,000 damage! The SREEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Man kills two Dersite Rooks! The Alchemist waits for players to give orders for remote Alchemies... The Potion Dispenser fires a Potion of Harming at the Dersite Pawns, killing 6! The Dersite Pawns charge the AGs, dealing 3,000 damage each to the Medic, Potion Dispenser, and SREEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Man, as well as 2 damage to Karpinsky! The Dersite Rooks charge at the SREEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Man, breaking its Armor and dealing an additional 1,000 damage! The Dersite Riflemen kill the SREEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Man, then leave both the Medic and the Potion Dispenser at 100 health! The Simumodder finishes both off, then strikes at Karpinsky for 5 damage for being such a dangerous fighter!

Battlefield:

Alchemist: [AG] HP: 1,000, At the Alchemiter
Dersite Pawns: [PG] (x54) HP: 500/500
Dersite Rooks: [PG] (x3) HP: 2,000/3,000
Dersite Riflemen: [PG] (x20) HP: 250/250 Accuracy: 120% Protected by Dersite Rooks
Simumodder: [GM] HV: 6/10

KeepOnRolling: [AG-P] HV: 16/20, Dodge: 50%, Grist: 40,000 Build, 20,000 Crude, 8,000 Refined, 0 Precious
Karpinsky: [AG-P] HV: 12/20, Dodge: 50%, Grist: 15,000 Build, 10,000 Crude, 7,000 Refined, 0 Precious
FlamingFlapjacks: [AG-P] HV: 20/20, Dodge: 50%, Grist: 40,000 Build, 20,000 Crude, 8,000 Refined, 0 Precious
HunterX55: [AG-P] HV: 17/20, Dodge: 50%, Grist: 40,000 Build, 20,000 Crude, 8,000 Refined, 0 Precious
Ten11: [AG-P] HV: 20/20, Dodge: 50%, Grist: 60,000 Build, 30,000 Crude, 13,000 Refined, 0 Precious
Numbers: [AG-P] HV: 16/20 Dodge: 50%, Grist: 40,000 Build, 20,000 Crude, 8,000 Refined, 0 Precious