Delete the Virus

(Focused)

Sam quickly summons a set of fire extinguishers rated to extinguish electronic fires, and uses them to extinguish the fire on the Heisenberg processor. I think other people should try to help defend this.

The fire is extinguished! The Processor will not take anymore damage from the previous fire this turn, and will take less damage this turn as well.

Action 1: Booting up the latest edition of Doors99. This may take a whi- Is that a popup preventing it from booting?
Action 2: Click through the popups. Yes, I want to boot Doors99. No, I don't want to install more programs.
(+1 Charge/Boot-progress, 1/30 -> 2/30)
Action 3: Load up a trojan horse with all kinds of malware, and leave it near the virus. Let's see the virus resist that, eh?

The Virus quickly detects the Malware hidden within the Trojan, and manages to assimilate them into its code! It spreads the Malware through the forum, and corruption increases!

Meow!: Catjitsu FTW!
Action 1: Realizing that corruption is bad, Kit prowls back over to his keyboard. With his new ninja cat dexterity, it looks as if he is actually typing. "What is he typing?" you may ask. Well, it is a little known fact that cats have low attention spans. This means that, since Kit was E-Mailing the Virus a very, very important message, it eventually got very confusing, filled with tons of random videos and pictures that really had nothing to do with anything. It's like that one guy you know that starts talking and then doesn't stop until you point out that he's totally off topic, but, unfortunately, Kit still won't stop. Kit then, after using his highest gigabyte memes, sends it to the virus. Kit meows, "Hey Virus, tell me once your done reading that!
Action 2: Kit puts on a party hat. But, this is no ordinary cone shaped party hat. On the hat, there is one big star. The star is made of five streamers and a pentagon. Each streamer comes to a point. At each of those points, there are three pieces of glitter. Each piece of glitter has a small speck of dust on it. The dust particles of each set of three glitters make a line. If you connect these five lines, it makes a decagon. And do you know how many letters there are in "decagon"? 7. Now, how many letters are there in the words "party" and "hat" together? 8. Now, what do you get when you subtract decagon from party hat? 1. Now, how many letters are there in one? 3. Illuminati Confirmed! Now, to know any of this, you would have to look very closely at the hat, which Kit allows the Virus to do. While the Virus is examining the hat, Kit uses the party hat's pointed top to stab the Virus.

Summoning Cat God: 3/30

The Virus, while being forced to sift through all of those memes, has had his processing power slowed down! It will be stunned for the next turn!

Unable to properly compute the data Kit has given it due to still processing memes, the Virus foolishly approaches the party hat, and is stabbed straight in the face! 1 damage!

Firstly, the bird, due to it not being stated that they were being held by something, puts the fire extinguishers in its B.I.R.D. (Bird Inventory/Recycler/Defender), allowing it to recycle the fire extinguishers into their constituents, allowing it to use these constituents to give something an aspect or just make something else.
The bird then firewalls in the Processor, both heating it further and preventing anything from getting to it.
The bird then uses the scrap metal from the aforementioned BIRDed extinguishers to help with building the fortress. (3/5)

The bird recycles the fire extinguishers! The Processor has been firewalled, and takes 4 damage! it cannot be interacted with next turn!

It seems...we have a problem here.

Action 1:
Create a program capable of slowing down the processing power of the virus, infecting the virus, if you will.

Action 2:
Rewrite code of reality to separate cyberspace to specific subroutines, forcing the virus to only be able to corrupt one thing at a time.

Action 3:
Rewrite the bird of Numbers into a birb, cute, adorable, and harmless.

The Virus is unable to stop your program or subroutines due to Kit slowing it’s processing power, and it is rendered incapable of any direct corruption for the next 3 turns!

You cannot directly interfere with others players unless they have given permission or have summoned themselves as an entity!

The dragon goes to sleep! (Action 1)
The dragon puffs some smoke into the air! (Action 2)
(Charge progress 2/30)

The Dragon does these things!

The Battlefield
The Virus attempts to launch an attack on the Processor, but the Scout Team gets in its way and interrupts, causing the DDOS attack to launch and nullifying The Virus efforts!

Virus Health: 98/100 (Stunned for next turn)(Cannot corrupt for 3 turns)
CORRUPTION: 37%
Scout Team: 70-70-70-70-70-70
Heisenberg Processor: 104/115. 4 turns remaining (Cannot he interacted with next turn)