Destroy the Godmodder: MSPAradox (Test Session)

(As an aside, I won't be updating tomorrow due to the holidays. After that, I'll settle on a twice-a-day update schedule.)

FOCUS:

I summon a Giant Gatling Gun, which is big enough to use Dersite Pawns as its ammunition (which it does).

I fire all 35 Dersite Pawns through it straight at the weaker Terror Imp.

You manage to fire 30 Dersite Pawns at the Terror Imp, dealing 50 damage each to the pawns and 2,500 damage to the weaker Terror Imp!

Entity Orders:
AAAA Man hides behind the Giant Gatling Gun!
FOCUS: AAAA Man is upgraded to A A A A A Man, with even more attack! He pummels the Imps.

As the Giant Gatling Gun was part of a one-shot attack and not an entity summon, AAAA Man cannot hide behind it! You do manage to successfully upgrade AAAA Man to AAAAA Man, increasing his attack by 1,000!

I manifest a Potion Dispenser. It will dispense Potions of Healing to Anti-Godmodder players and entities, and Potions of Harming that are dyed with food dye to look like Potions of Healing to Pro-Godmodder players and entities. I offer the Simumodder a free try, on the house.
I continue to crack open the can of BEES BEES: AAAAAAA 100% AAAAAAA. (4 CP / 30 CP)

You manifest a Potion Dispenser! You offer the Simumodder a disguised Potion of Harming, but he sees through the ruse and tosses it in your face! You take 4 damage!

Action 1: I continue blowtorching a hole.

Action 2: I give my robot bird a message, and instruct it to deliver it to both the White and Black Kings, asking for their aid against this intruder of their land.

Action 3: 2/10 F-Drive.

You manage to dig a sizeable hole into the Battlefield! At the same time, you give the Robot Bird its orders. The Bird will fly off during the EoTB.

Action 1: I bake some pie flavoured pie for the godmodder. Even programs gotta eat!

Then I charge.
+2 CP

 
You bake some pie for the Simumodder! The Simumodder is grateful, and heals you back 3 damage!

End of Turn Battle

The Robot Bird takes flight... however, the Terror Imps seize this opportunity to attack! The stronger one misses, but the weaker one manages to land a hit! 2,000 damage! The Bird flies away to deliver the message, but appears to be worse for the wear... AAAAA Man seizes the moment, slaying the weaker Terror Imp and 25 Dersite Pawns! The remaining Pawns run away in fear of the AGs! The Simumodder scowls with being stuck with such pathetic allies. The Potion Dispenser launches Potions of Harming at the remaining Terror Imp, dealing 2,000 points of damage! The remaining Terror Imp attacks the Potion Dispenser for 2,000 damage! The Simumodder, not wanting to further his losses, fills the AAAAA Man's hole with gravel, forcing him out and dealing 1,000 damage in the process!

Battlefield:

Medic: [AG] HP: 5,000/10,000
AAAAA Man: [AG] HP: 500/1,500
Potion Dispenser: [AG] HP: 3,000/5,000
Terror Imp: [PG] HP: 8,000/10,000
Simumodder: [GM] HV: 9/10

KeepOnRolling: [AG-P] HV: 16/20 Dodge: 50%
Karpinsky: [AG-P] HV: 17/20 Dodge: 50%
FlamingFlapjacks: [AG-P] HV: 20/20 Dodge: 50%
HunterX55: [AG-P] HV: 17/20 Dodge: 50%
Ten11: [AG-P] HV: 20/20 Dodge: 50%
Numbers: [AG-P] HV: 16/20 Dodge: 50%