Destroy the Godmodder: MSPAradox (Test Session)

I'm going to join this thing and possibly immediately die.

I begin to crack open a can of BEES BEES: AAAAAAA 100% AAAAAAA. It's full of bees. A totally stupid amount of bees. (2 CP/30 CP)
I use one of the pawns as a bat, and knock over the other pawns.

Welcome, Numbers! You manage to kill all of the wounded pawns and 15 of the healthy pawns!

FOCUS:

I summon a MEDIC.

Every turn, the MEDIC will heal someone on the AG team that has taken damage. It will never heal itself.

You summon a Medic! It will heal a random AG each turn!

I FOOOCCUSSSSSSSSSS
Through the power of ALL CAPS, I summon AAAA MAN
He hits incredibly hard, but is incredibly weak heath wise! He'll hide behind others/

 
You summon AAAA Man! He will have only 1500 HP but deal 4,000 damage each turn. He hides behind the Medic... if an entity attempts to attack it, the Medic will take the hit for him!

End of Turn Battle

The Robot Bird idles, waiting for commands from its master. The AAAA Man takes the initiative, inflicting 4,000 damage on one of the Terror Imps! The Medic heals KeepOnRolling for 2 points of HV! Seeing their comrades die, the Dersite Pawns cower in fear, not doing anything with their action this turn! Looks like they don't really make the best soldiers. The Terror Imps, however, have no such compuctions... all together, they deal 4,000 damage to the Medic! Ouch. Looks like you may want to find a different entity for the AAAA Man to hide behind... The Simumodder, enraged at HunterX55 for not sharing some of his pie with him last turn, throws him into the Medic, dealing 6 points of damage to HunterX55 and 1,000 points of damage to the Medic!

Battlefield:

Robot Bird: [AG] HP: 2,500 Dodge: 50%
Medic: [AG] HP: 5,000/10,000
AAAA Man: [AG] HP: 1,500 - Hiding behind Medic
Dersite Pawns: [PG] (x35) HP: 100/100
Terror Imps: [PG] (x1) HP: 10,000/10,000, (x1) 6,000/10,000
Simumodder: [GM] HV: 9/10

KeepOnRolling: [AG-P] HV: 16/20 Dodge: 50%
Karpinsky: [AG-P] HV: 17/20 Dodge: 50%
FlamingFlapjacks: [AG-P] HV: 20/20 Dodge: 50%
HunterX55: [AG-P] HV: 14/20 Dodge: 50%
Ten11: [AG-P] HV: 20/20 Dodge: 50%
Numbers: [AG-P] HV: 20/20 Dodge: 50%