RE: Delete the Virus
12-24-2018, 01:51 AM
Meow!: Catjitsu FTW!
Action 1: Realizing that corruption is bad, Kit prowls back over to his keyboard. With his new ninja cat dexterity, it looks as if he is actually typing. "What is he typing?" you may ask. Well, it is a little known fact that cats have low attention spans. This means that, since Kit was E-Mailing the Virus a very, very important message, it eventually got very confusing, filled with tons of random videos and pictures that really had nothing to do with anything. It's like that one guy you know that starts talking and then doesn't stop until you point out that he's totally off topic, but, unfortunately, Kit still won't stop. Kit then, after using his highest gigabyte memes, sends it to the virus. Kit meows, "Hey Virus, tell me once your done reading that!
Action 2: Kit puts on a party hat. But, this is no ordinary cone shaped party hat. On the hat, there is one big star. The star is made of five streamers and a pentagon. Each streamer comes to a point. At each of those points, there are three pieces of glitter. Each piece of glitter has a small speck of dust on it. The dust particles of each set of three glitters make a line. If you connect these five lines, it makes a decagon. And do you know how many letters there are in "decagon"? 7. Now, how many letters are there in the words "party" and "hat" together? 8. Now, what do you get when you subtract decagon from party hat? 1. Now, how many letters are there in one? 3. Illuminati Confirmed! Now, to know any of this, you would have to look very closely at the hat, which Kit allows the Virus to do. While the Virus is examining the hat, Kit uses the party hat's pointed top to stab the Virus.
Summoning Cat God: 3/30
Action 1: Realizing that corruption is bad, Kit prowls back over to his keyboard. With his new ninja cat dexterity, it looks as if he is actually typing. "What is he typing?" you may ask. Well, it is a little known fact that cats have low attention spans. This means that, since Kit was E-Mailing the Virus a very, very important message, it eventually got very confusing, filled with tons of random videos and pictures that really had nothing to do with anything. It's like that one guy you know that starts talking and then doesn't stop until you point out that he's totally off topic, but, unfortunately, Kit still won't stop. Kit then, after using his highest gigabyte memes, sends it to the virus. Kit meows, "Hey Virus, tell me once your done reading that!
Action 2: Kit puts on a party hat. But, this is no ordinary cone shaped party hat. On the hat, there is one big star. The star is made of five streamers and a pentagon. Each streamer comes to a point. At each of those points, there are three pieces of glitter. Each piece of glitter has a small speck of dust on it. The dust particles of each set of three glitters make a line. If you connect these five lines, it makes a decagon. And do you know how many letters there are in "decagon"? 7. Now, how many letters are there in the words "party" and "hat" together? 8. Now, what do you get when you subtract decagon from party hat? 1. Now, how many letters are there in one? 3. Illuminati Confirmed! Now, to know any of this, you would have to look very closely at the hat, which Kit allows the Virus to do. While the Virus is examining the hat, Kit uses the party hat's pointed top to stab the Virus.
Summoning Cat God: 3/30
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