Delete the Virus

Action 1: Kit meows. "PV players... Why?" He then proceeds to catjitsu into the fort, unnoticed. He pulls out five cat face shaped shurikens and throws them at the virus. As the fly, due to their cat shape's high surface area, they spin forward at different angles. The first goes for a direct straight shot, arriving at the virus first. The second and third curve around to each of the virus's flanks, making their way to the virus simultaneously right after the first. The last two fly under and over, each one not going directly to the virus, but instead going right past the virus and curving around to hit it in the back. Shurikens 4 and 5 pass the virus at the same time as the second and third ones, but they arrive at the virus's back last.
Action 2: Continuing his assault, Kit takes out his Catana and takes a standard fighting stance. He then dashes forward, slicing around at the strange virus. While this may seem futile, Kit isn't aiming for the virus. He instead aims for any link to the subroutine, trying to cut it off. This forces it to calculate FlamingFlapjacks's question as its main process instead of as a subroutine.

Summoning Cat God: 2/30

The fort is not yet complete, thus, you simply launch towards The Virus and attack it.

The Virus recognizes Kits impressive CATJITZU skills, and that it can’t possibly avoid all of the shurikens Kit has thrown at it! However, it knows a perfect loophole!

As all things are made of matter in our world, all things in Cyberspace are made of code. Among the Virus’s greatest powers is to manipulate this code like putty. It hacks into the source code of the shurikens, and decreases the strength and damage they would cause him exponentially. By the time they all hit him, the hacking has caused the damage they caused as a group to equal 1!

You manage to cut the link from the subroutine and The Virus, forcing it to use its main systems to calculate the paradox, and stunning it in pain and agony! How can it possibly get past such a paradox?!

Scouting Efforts 1: 2/5

(Action 3)

Sam turns to the Hollywood Encryptions.

"This stuff is immune to most conventional attempts at decryption. However, our technology is by no means conventional. Activate the Heisenberg Processor!"

Back at the NATO headquarters, another device is brought online. It is no ordinary digital computer, but instead a supercooled 16-qubit quantum processor. It connects to the Battlefield using the Tor server chain established in my previous post. Once it has established a connection, it begins to break through the Hollywood Encryption that protects the Virus. Unlike conventional computers, quantum computers are able to process and optimize thousands of values at once. This allows it to instantaneously solve certain problems that would take trillions of years to solve for a conventional computer. However, in this case, cracking through the Hollywood Encryptions will still take a few turns for the wave functions of the qubits inside the Heisenberg Processor to collapse.

This is a summon that will function just like Criticsquid's summon in DTG1. The Heisenberg Processor is an entity that needs to be defended for 5 turns, but will cause guaranteed damage against the Virus once those turns are up. Of course, if it is destroyed, the attempt to damage the Virus will fail.

Heisenberg Processor added! It will have 115 health, and if it completes its charge in the next 5 turns, it will cause great damage to the Virus and it’s encrytpions!

The bird goes to FlamingFlapjacks, answering the question with a simple, but effective, "Since you stated, in your command, that you told the virus 'This sentence is false', yet you didn't separate the phrase from the verb, you rather yelled it as you went in for a punch, therefore fulfilling the statement that you told the Virus that the sentence was false. You'll have to try harder to mess with the virus." (1)
Then, the bird resumes building the fortress. (2/5) (2)
The bird then swoops down to the Heisenberg Processor and begins to subject it to the hot blaze from its flamethrower's maw. This will heat it up very quickly and therefore muck about with the structural integrity. (3)

Oh, that’s how it gets past such a paradox.

The Virus stops being stunned, no longer having a need to calculate the paradox. It also begins installing anti-paradox software, to prevent this from happening again.

The Heisenberg Processor is damaged by the attack, losing 7 health! The full effects of the flames aren’t yet noticeable, but might approach soon if nothing is done about them.....

I make the virus infect itself. And then I wave hello

By infecting things, The Virus grows stronger, and this strength can increase depending on how strong the item it infects is. Due to the power of The Virus itself, combined with the logical paradox, infecting its own body causes an increase corruption by a good amount! Great job!

The Battlefield:
Virus Health: 99/100
Corruption: 32%
Scout Team: 70-70-70-70-70-70
Heisenberg Processor: 108/115. 5 turns remaining