Destroy the Godmodder: MSPAradox (Test Session)

(As an FYI, I'm going to be updating relatively frequently over the next 3-4 days, with a break on Christmas, than slow down for the rest of the Winter Break)

I punch the Simumodded, with a boxing glove that has the Simumodder painted on it.

The Simumodder blocks the punch with his Infinity +1 Shield that has the Simumodder painted on it! He then punches you into the sky with his boxing glove that has you painted on it! You lose 6 points of Vitality Gel from your Health Vial!

Simumodder: You're gonna have to try a little harder than that, punk!

Action 1: A small dirt house appears behind the Simumodder, and another Minecraftian comes out of it. His skin is somewhat derpy and his tools are made of wood. In short, he is a NOOB.

The NOOB attempts to attack the Simumodder. His wooden sword breaks on impact. So does his wooden pickaxe. His wooden hoe (wait, why does he have a hoe?) misses entirely and tills a random patch of soil.

Suddenly terrified that the Simumodder is just taking all of these attacks, the NOOB runs back into his house and refuses to come out.

But what nobody (except for me) noticed was that with all the wooden tools breaking against the Simumodder, the Simumodder now has a bad case of splinters.

The Simumodder points out that the NOOB is using Minecraft tools, which don't leave splinters!

I join. (storing this: (Saber && SCP-914) and (Bow && SCP-914) )
Action one: I toss a rock into the air. It flies off into the sky, maybe to be never seen again.
Action Two: I run over to the Simumodder, give him a Giant Stone Middle Finger. He thanks me, then tries to put it down so he can block the attacks coming at him. It does not leave his hands. He frowns and tries again. This time, it flips into his face, bashing it in, and flies off into the sunset.
Action Three: I recollect the Giant Stone Middle Finger for later.

The Simumodder doesn't appreciate you dictating his actions for him! However, he does respect the Middle Finger and what it stands for, so he doesn't counterattack!

The Battlefield:
Simumodder: [GM] HV: 10/10

KeepOnRolling: [AG-P] HV: 14/20
Karpinsky/The NOOB: [AG-P] HV: 20/20
FlamingFlapjacks: [AG-P] HV: 20/20