RE: Destroy the Godmodder: MSPAradox (Test Session)
12-23-2018, 08:01 PM
Action 1: A small dirt house appears behind the Simumodder, and another Minecraftian comes out of it. His skin is somewhat derpy and his tools are made of wood. In short, he is a NOOB.
The NOOB attempts to attack the Simumodder. His wooden sword breaks on impact. So does his wooden pickaxe. His wooden hoe (wait, why does he have a hoe?) misses entirely and tills a random patch of soil.
Suddenly terrified that the Simumodder is just taking all of these attacks, the NOOB runs back into his house and refuses to come out.
But what nobody (except for me) noticed was that with all the wooden tools breaking against the Simumodder, the Simumodder now has a bad case of splinters.
The NOOB attempts to attack the Simumodder. His wooden sword breaks on impact. So does his wooden pickaxe. His wooden hoe (wait, why does he have a hoe?) misses entirely and tills a random patch of soil.
Suddenly terrified that the Simumodder is just taking all of these attacks, the NOOB runs back into his house and refuses to come out.
But what nobody (except for me) noticed was that with all the wooden tools breaking against the Simumodder, the Simumodder now has a bad case of splinters.