Delete the Virus

Action 1: Kit meows. "PV players... Why?" He then proceeds to catjitsu into the fort, unnoticed. He pulls out five cat face shaped shurikens and throws them at the virus. As the fly, due to their cat shape's high surface area, they spin forward at different angles. The first goes for a direct straight shot, arriving at the virus first. The second and third curve around to each of the virus's flanks, making their way to the virus simultaneously right after the first. The last two fly under and over, each one not going directly to the virus, but instead going right past the virus and curving around to hit it in the back. Shurikens 4 and 5 pass the virus at the same time as the second and third ones, but they arrive at the virus's back last.
Action 2: Continuing his assault, Kit takes out his Catana and takes a standard fighting stance. He then dashes forward, slicing around at the strange virus. While this may seem futile, Kit isn't aiming for the virus. He instead aims for any link to the subroutine, trying to cut it off. This forces it to calculate FlamingFlapjacks's question as its main process instead of as a subroutine.

Summoning Cat God: 2/30