Pirate legendaries!

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[/td][/tr][tr][td]Do you know how many bad decisions are made in space? A lot, apparently. But thankfully, the Jellypie Boys (name's a long story) are here to help, providing their professional rethinking services, to make sure you don't make a serious mistake. Like; getting raided by pirates. Do you think a friend, or acquaintance of yours is about make a bad choice? Lucky you, you can call the Jellypie Boys, and they will make sure that friend or acquaintance gets a second opinion. And you and the Jellypie Boys's family can be happy that they ran into space to help their family.
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[table][tr][td][Pirate Crew]: Expert Tillson Maraudsmith, Captain
[/td][/tr][tr][td]Once upon a time, a richife had been caught breaking a law. Long ago, that person would have three options: Either accept the penalty like a gentleman, or flee from society hoping to not be found by either law or the bloddied, or join the bloodied, and hope to end up on top at the end. Then aliens arrived, introducing space travel, which added a fourth option: To flee into space. And now here, Cpt. Tillson Maraudsmith is. Word is, he is running from the High Chancellor of Henshaw Law, and seeking allies from fellow fleeing richife. Direct contact is out-of-the-question, too many potential allies have been intercepted, foul play is afoot.

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Expert Tillson Maraudsmith is actually Grandmaster (26th) Jervis Bladesworth, the High Chancellor of Henshaw Law. This something pretty much all his comparatives know. Including the pirates, whose actions he doesn't care about, although he would like it if they held off on attacking ships trading with Henshaw. It just wouldn't do for such a thing to happen on his watch, and might result in his getting sent back, and their, unfortunate, death. Surely there is something less involved he can do in exchange.

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