RE: Godhood XIV - Usurper [Honey Edition Turn 2]
03-24-2013, 06:56 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-24-2013, 06:59 PM by Pharmacy.)
"FABULOUS. ANYWAY, IT IS TOTALLY OKAY THAT THE STORY IS ONE OF THOSE LONG-ASS ROMANGRECIAN EPICS THAT HAS A TENDENCY TO MAKE A GOD ASLEEP. PLUS I TECHNICALLY DON'T REALLY HAVE AN ASS IF I DON'T NEED IT (ALSO THANK YOU FOR THAT VERY SEXY BUTT-MUSTACHE, LORD RACK. I SHALL WEAR IT WITH PRIDE UNTIL IT WEARS AWAY OR I DECIDE TO GET LASER-SURGERY REMOVAL)."
Bacardi excitedly sat down, well a close approximation anyway. His place was very close to Craft, Lord of Midget (close enough because after all, Bacardi was talking to him) - yet also rather close to Nash-Marr. Not super close to the point the God of Alcohol was breathing down his furry hackles but close enough to make things even more uncomfortable and awkward.
Bacardi is not a master of empathy.
Or he just likes to goad people. I dunno. Even my omnipresent third-person narration has limitations.
Bacardi excitedly sat down, well a close approximation anyway. His place was very close to Craft, Lord of Midget (close enough because after all, Bacardi was talking to him) - yet also rather close to Nash-Marr. Not super close to the point the God of Alcohol was breathing down his furry hackles but close enough to make things even more uncomfortable and awkward.
Bacardi is not a master of empathy.
Or he just likes to goad people. I dunno. Even my omnipresent third-person narration has limitations.