The Company you Keep

You try to pull a ridiculous and elaborate coffee tariff rouse on the dazed Precaffeinated Grump, but their faculties are too clouded to attend to your lies. You instead shove them out of the way and reach the queue's peak, grabbing yourself a piping hot coffee. The embarrassment of being called on holding up the line, combined with the physical damage dealt by the push, was enough to defeat them before they hit the ground.

God, you think with the coffee in hand, this is so right.

You set down the plant, and try apologizing to it, but PPP isn't having it: your social damage bounces right off. You tuck in a little kiss. The plant is pacified, but still undefeated.

You find yourself surging with power! Finally, after so many years of life, you have achieved your first rank up. There are so many options, you aren't sure what to choose. Not that you have to right away. It's important to consider such a significant change.

You could descend further into the coffee dungeon's "Dine-In" section, or really whatever you want. As a free jockey, you are the master of your own fate.

Acquire Precaffeinated Grump? Y/N

Ex Coffee Jockey Rank Up Options:

• XL Coffee Jockey
  
• E-Coffee Jockey
  
• Coffee Jock

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Thin Coffee Addict
Generic Consumer
Barista
Unsullied Counter
Board of Prices
Plastic Potted Plant
Exit Door