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<br>So, as I was explaining to Wheat last night as a neighborhood cat was wandering around us, there are three kinds of animals. Normal dogs, weird dogs, and the other weird dog.
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<br>But some people might be confused by that explanation, so let me clarify it a bit. It is well-established that there are 1543 weird dogs. However, sometimes only 1542 weird dogs are referenced. Obviously, the 1543rd is the other weird dog.
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<br>That concludes this educational service. Please remember this, there will be a test later.
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<br>Wait, is what is normally known as a ‘bird’ considered one of the 1543 weird dogs, or no?
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<br><span style="color: white;">Look at that sun, look at that sky
<br>Look at my sweater vest, I look so fly
<br>Look at that mailbox, look at that tree
<br>It's about as beautiful as it can be
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<br>Whoa,
<br>Today is gonna be exceptional!
<br>Never boring, even for a minute,
<br>It's my world and we're all living in it!
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<br>Whoa, whoa
<br>(We're all living in it)
<br>Never boring, even for a minute,
<br>It's my world and we're all living in it!</span>
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<br><strong>SCIENTIST CLAIMS TO HAVE DISCOVERED 1544TH WEIRD DOG, TURNS OUT TO BE NORMAL DOG IN WEIRD COSTUME</strong><br>

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<br>This is a haiku
<br>Fifteen-forty-three weird dogs
<br>Post onto stop tops<br>

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Passes rules 1, 2, 4, 5.

Wow, the formatting really broke in that post, huh.

Passes rule 5.

You have to press the source button at the top left, according to the little message.

Passes no rules.

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

Passes rules 1, 4.

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So, as I was explaining to Wheat last night as a neighborhood cat was wandering around us, there are three kinds of animals. Normal dogs, weird dogs, and the other weird dog.

But some people might be confused by that explanation, so let me clarify it a bit. It is well-established that there are 1543 weird dogs. However, sometimes only 1542 weird dogs are referenced. Obviously, the 1543rd is the other weird dog.

That concludes this educational service. Please remember this, there will be a test later.

Wait, is what is normally known as a ‘bird’ considered one of the 1543 weird dogs, or no?

Look at that sun, look at that sky
Look at my sweater vest, I look so fly
Look at that mailbox, look at that tree
It's about as beautiful as it can be

Whoa,
Today is gonna be exceptional!
Never boring, even for a minute,
It's my world and we're all living in it!

Whoa, whoa
(We're all living in it)
Never boring, even for a minute,
It's my world and we're all living in it!

SCIENTIST CLAIMS TO HAVE DISCOVERED 1544TH WEIRD DOG, TURNS OUT TO BE NORMAL DOG IN WEIRD COSTUME

This is a haiku
Fifteen-forty-three weird dogs
Post onto stop tops

Passes rules 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5!

God is asleep post weird dog number 1544

Passes rule 3.

Weird dogs and invisible poem thing

Numbers

Wait, is what is normally known as a ‘bird’ considered one of the 1543 weird dogs, or no?

Look at that sun, look at that sky
Look at my sweater vest, I look so fly
Look at that mailbox, look at that tree
It's about as beautiful as it can be

Whoa,
Today is gonna be exceptional!
Never boring, even for a minute,
It's my world and we're all living in it!

Whoa, whoa
(We're all living in it)
Never boring, even for a minute,
It's my world and we're all living in it!

SCIENTIST CLAIMS TO HAVE DISCOVERED 1544TH WEIRD DOG, TURNS OUT TO BE NORMAL DOG IN WEIRD COSTUME

This is a haiku
Fifteen-forty-three weird dogs
Post onto stop tops

Passes rules 2, 3, 4, 5.

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Passes no rules.

( parentheses ) are
a weird dog. are a weird dog
Fifteen-forty three.

Passes rules 3.

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Rules Post pending, congratulations DragonFogel!