Post making contest 6.0

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I will never stop post, onto tops.

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Weird dogs and invisible poem thing

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So, as I was explaining to Wheat last night as a neighborhood cat was wandering around us, there are three kinds of animals. Normal dogs, weird dogs, and the other weird dog.

But some people might be confused by that explanation, so let me clarify it a bit. It is well-established that there are 1543 weird dogs. However, sometimes only 1542 weird dogs are referenced. Obviously, the 1543rd is the other weird dog.

That concludes this educational service. Please remember this, there will be a test later.

Wait, is what is normally known as a ‘bird’ considered one of the 1543 weird dogs, or no?

Look at that sun, look at that sky
Look at my sweater vest, I look so fly
Look at that mailbox, look at that tree
It's about as beautiful as it can be

Whoa,
Today is gonna be exceptional!
Never boring, even for a minute,
It's my world and we're all living in it!

Whoa, whoa
(We're all living in it)
Never boring, even for a minute,
It's my world and we're all living in it!

SCIENTIST CLAIMS TO HAVE DISCOVERED 1544TH WEIRD DOG, TURNS OUT TO BE NORMAL DOG IN WEIRD COSTUME

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WEIRD DOG CLAIMS TO HAVE DISCOVERED 1544TH SCIENTIST, TURNS OUT TO BE WEIRD DEREK IN A SCIENCE COSTUME

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what's everyone going to halloween as this year?

i'm going as a spooky abandoned adventure

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Happy Halloween!!!!

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I don't get it

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the scariest reaction of all

? ooooooooooooooooooooo..... ?

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I don't get it

Nither do I, down`

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This is a haiku
Fifteen-forty-three weird dogs
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Here's a spooky Halloween Jingle to get you all in the "spirit" of the thing.

♫ Last Halloween I gave you a curse... ♪

♪ But the very next day the curse was reversed. ♫

♫ This year to savour your fear... ♪

♪ I'll give it to someone dreadful. ♫

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What a good halloween!

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My favorite classic Halloween story is the one where the old miser hates Halloween so he gets visited by three ghosts, and they scare him to death and then his heir uses his vast fortune to throw the best Halloween party ever.

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HAPY HALLOW

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eenb

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I hope "Sin"ta "Claws" aka Father "Kill"s"Maw" aka Jolly Old "Slay"nt "Squick" brings you all plenty of Hallowsween Candies.

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I'm over both Halloween and Christmas. The only holiday that matters is Easter.

Just 61 days till they can start selling Creme Eggs again...

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Merry Easterweenmas, everybody!

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St Easterweenmasgiving's Day

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Wywwy Wywwywyyw!

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Y wywy yw wwyw wy wywy wwywy ywwywywy incomprehensible wywww!

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St Rd Blvd

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i didn't actually mean to post that. but whatever. take it as a gift.

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Thank you very much. This is just what I always wanted.

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Just a regular day discussing and thinking extensively about the Monty Hall problem.

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